Description: lol
Don't ask me why I wrote it
Just read =p
Bill *sorry for all you pigeon lovers
I did not sh*t on a pigeon, just in case you were wondering.
The Pigeon I Shat On -------------------------------------------
I saw a pigeon staring
At me
His reasons were unknown
But alas,
He seemed doubting
From the marble color set in his eyes
I knew
He was looking at me
Looking at my failure
And my folly
If he could talk
I’d know his words
Those demeaning
Spiteful words
That he would say
If I didn’t tell him
If I didn’t tell him
That I was no evil spirit
I had no qualms with his kind
You poop on my head
I’ll poop on yours
Maybe he was angry
That I did-
I could see in his eyes
He was upset
A brown pigeon now
So he flew away
And though
He could have easily killed me
He chose to fly away
With dignity
And a stained coat.
This was hilarious. Was it supposed to be funny? I hope so, cuz I laughed. Poetically, of course. It was poetically funny and I poetically laughed. Anyways, It was good. That poor pigeon!
This my friend is awesome...you make [censored]ting on birds such a poetic thing, nice for you, makes you very talented indeed. Good job...things like this poem keep me reading.
Where do you come up with this stuff, Big B? You kill me, literally. You can take any topic and turn it into a poem, and not a stupid poem, you actually put thought into them, make them make sense! I don't know how you do it, hon, but you continue to make me laugh! Your # 1 Fan, Alissa
I followed this piece and I find it amusing. It made me laugh at how you seem to think if they can poop on your head, you can do the same to them. It was very amusing to me. Lies
This poem is funny. Not a normal write, but hey who decides what is normal these days. It made me laugh, I have no real critics, so keep up the good work. Also I'd be careful if I were you that type of bird is not to retaliate with walls of, um... stuff.
Submission Name: The Pigeon I Shat On
