Description: I wrote this because I was thinking of a police Character who goes around and arrests all the rappers that talk shit about doing this or that or whatever....in this one... We have Birdman...
the Number one Stunna, if you're not familiar with birdman like I suppose most of you aren't then who cares....
I have a stupid sense of humor it's lame, I'm drunk fuck you I'm a post it anyways asshole.
and now the NUMBER ONE STUNNA....is gonna fold...
well according to the autopsy it was murder
his chick was in the house but the killer never heard her
she said it was someone with the first name bird'er....some shit
seems legit
I'm a hunt this fool
pickin up some leads
fine chicks by the pool
but the hunt proceeds
not giving a fuck
I jump in the squad car
and I see a truck
lookin suspicious by far
what the Hell,
a Famous Rapper I see on the TV
a straight up G
trying to Mad Dogg Me
He rolls down the window
starts screaming with a shriek
his names Birdman
but he has no beak
I tell him calm down
before I bomb down
he already humiliated himself
actin like a clown
we go through the nine yards
like a regular stop
then I realized he's sweating me
cause I'm a cop
I asked questions
and rattled his cage
he stumbled on his words
he displayed some rage
then he pulled out a Gat
went rattitattat
missed a million times
trying to lay me flat
FUCK THAT
Mr Saturday Night
shot once in the shoulder
stopped his rage in sight
after he rolled out the truck
for acting Violent
I said you ran outta luck
you have the right to remain silent
Later on in the case
he admitted that he shot
that boy in the face
what a waste
he also had a meth lab
and we found some beekers
and he took a sad jab
at making counterfit sneakers
so the moral to the story is as follows
If you wanna act a fool in some dusty hollows
don't be like birdman, don't say a word man
because haven't you heard man now he swallows
Like I said before, you definitly have a talent. I think it's really cool that you can write in different styles and about different topics. Good job, i thought this was really entertaining and funny. Hope to read more. peace out
Funny story. I'm not familiar with Birdman. This reminded me of: when I was in my teens, I had a few friends who used to make up raps on the spot. They were always really controversial yet hilarious. Two of them were particularly talented at this. Sadly, they both fried their brains from drugs. Last I heard, one of them had cirrhosis of the liver- and he was only 28. They were both short order cooks at a steak house. Really good rhthymn and rhyme! The reader can easily tell it's rap. You tell a story quite entertainingly. The way you wrap it up is quite effective. Yes, very funny indeed. You definitely have talent. Good luck, hope you do better than my friends.
Submission Name: Officer Hardass
