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    dots Submission Name: Momismsdots

    Author: Doris Jean
    ASL Info:    47/F/Ozark Mts. Arkansas
    Elite Ratio:    4.95 - 213/127/10
    Words: 312
    Class/Type: Misc/Misc
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       I did not write these. I got these from a website by Shirley Thomas @ CraftSayings.com
    There was a much longer list, but I picked out my favorites that I can remember saying when my kids were growing up.

    Make the font bigger!! Double Spacing Back to recent posts.


    Why? Because I said so, that's why!

    I'm going to give you until the count of three!

    If your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?

    Someday your face will freeze like that!

    I'm not running a taxi cab service.

    Do you think I was born yesterday?

    Always wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

    I hope someday when you have kids they're just like you, then you'll know!

    In my time, we never... Tim, Pat, Chris, Fido... whatever your name is...

    Do you want your mouth washed out with soap?

    This is for your own good!

    What did I just tell you?

    Just wait 'til your father gets home!

    I'll give you something to cry about!

    You'll be just like me one day.

    Who do you think you're talking to? Do I look like one of your friends!

    What the H@LL did I say!

    Do I look as stupid as you think I am?

    Be careful...Don't do that...Stop it...

    Mark my words, you're going to hurt yourself!

    I don't feel like spending the night in the emergency room!

    When you grow up you can make the rules.

    Well, I'm not their mom.

    Are you paying for it with your good looks?

    You've decided to bless us with your company?

    You want me to pay how much to put someone's name on your butt?

    How did you pour yourself into that? And where's the rest of it?

    I only nag because I love you!

    I love you no matter what...

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      These are really cute, I think my mom may have said some of these to me before she died... great to hear again though!
    | Posted on 2006-09-19 00:00:00 | by psycho_1 | [ Reply to This ]
      My mother probably used every one of these sayings. Some more than other.
    Very enjoyable to take a trip back through time.
    Well, I use them with my kids at times and I am a father. Most of the time I just look at them until they understand. My wife uses them on me though. LOL
    I will have to check out the web site that you got these from

    I read your journal and I hope your husband recovers and feels better.
    Bypass is hard to get over but it will get better. This I know for a fact. I got my zipper 6 yrs ago and I am happy I went through with it.
    God Bless

    Respect and Admiration

    | Posted on 2005-12-20 00:00:00 | by Wisdom Seeker | [ Reply to This ]
      Perfect wreite

    I liked it
    The part I liked from it most thou was the last line

    I Love You No Matter what

    Perfectly said

    Take Care
    | Posted on 2005-10-28 00:00:00 | by Ronswords | [ Reply to This ]
      The one that I always used to hear was said when I would roll my eyes at something my dad would say to me:

    "What's so interesting up there on that ceiling?"


    "You won't find the answer written on the ceiling!"

    I guess I rolled my eyes a lot... LOL

    I try VERY hard not to use "momisms", myself...but sometimes they just come out!

    Nice one
    | Posted on 2005-08-31 00:00:00 | by Emerging Soul | [ Reply to This ]
      I never had any of that...is that a bad sign??? just wondering hmmmm I still live with her and don't get that...maybe there's something wrong...I dunno but from what i see at my friend's houses this so hit the nail on the head.

    Blessed Be!
    | Posted on 2005-07-23 00:00:00 | by Sarah Leger | [ Reply to This ]
      My God, you took me back to living at home with mom! Make it stop! Very funny. And very real. You spoke the words of every mother. This was a witty piece. I love it!
    | Posted on 2005-07-18 00:00:00 | by Magnolia Steele | [ Reply to This ]
      Well, I've heard nearly everyone of these... if not from my mom (or me), then from other parents. I did the "count to three" thing with mine..but it was more for "me" than for them.. I probably should have counted to 100 at times..lol.
    I enjoyed reading through all of these and nodding my head when I came to familiar ones.. as most of them were.
    Take care... and keep posting.
    | Posted on 2005-07-11 00:00:00 | by Intricate1 | [ Reply to This ]
      Aaaahhhhh...yes, words every mom has to say. Very cool...but whrere is the:

    "Dont make me stop this car!" HA! We used to get that one a lot as kids.

    This was fun and very nice to read. Have a good one and keep smilin'
    | Posted on 2005-07-10 00:00:00 | by hyproglo | [ Reply to This ]
      Ha ha ha! Memories!
    Mothers are great, aren't they? You left out one I heard all the time

    "You eat that! There are children in India starving!"

    Thanks for a neat walk down memory lane

    be Happy
    | Posted on 2005-07-10 00:00:00 | by wewak11 | [ Reply to This ]
      Why do I feel like I should go to my room? :)

    One thing I didn't see on the list was one of my Mom's favorites... "You'll put someone's eye out with that". Which thankfully never happened.
    | Posted on 2005-07-10 00:00:00 | by rankamateur | [ Reply to This ]
      I just hate when I hear those words, but most of them was said by my father. Lets see, whats everything he's said to me:

    Why? Because I said so, that's why!

    I'm going to give you until the count of three!-(but it was really the count of two, three was just to make you think you had an extra second).

    Someday your face will freeze like that!-(He says that when I try to give him the puppy dog face or the pissed off face).

    If your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?-(my response is usually "If there's water")

    I'm not running a taxi cab service.

    Do you think I was born yesterday?-(Sometimes I wish I could say yes because in a sense everybody was born yesterday if you look at it as if it were the past)

    I'll give you something to cry about!

    When you grow up you can make the rules.-(I how i loathe this one)

    oh! you forgot one:
    This hurts me more than it does you-(oh! I hate this one so much. Everytime i would get whippings, he would mention this. But then I realize hes right. Pain only lasts a good five to ten seconds, feeling it emotionally tends to linger.

    I like this, thanks for sharing
    take care
    | Posted on 2005-07-10 00:00:00 | by fiery_eyes | [ Reply to This ]
      yeah, they all sound familiar to me! and I've not only heard them, but said them a few times as well! my youngest is 17. I had 3 great kids but there were days when it was overwhelming! but I'm really glad I had them just the same. I love how you arranged the sayings and how you ended it-perfectly!
    | Posted on 2005-07-10 00:00:00 | by sierramuse8 | [ Reply to This ]
      i am so glad i found this page. lol
    what a giggle. made me laugh because i have a twelve year old daughter, and i think i have actually used just about every single one of these lines!!!!
    same as my mum used them all on me. my daughter will most likely use them all too one day!
    thanks for this, i think this is great!
    | Posted on 2006-10-29 00:00:00 | by whirl | [ Reply to This ]

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