Why? Because I said so, that's why!
I'm going to give you until the count of three!
If your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?
Someday your face will freeze like that!
I'm not running a taxi cab service.
Do you think I was born yesterday?
Always wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.
I hope someday when you have kids they're just like you, then you'll know!
In my time, we never... Tim, Pat, Chris, Fido... whatever your name is...
Do you want your mouth washed out with soap?
This is for your own good!
What did I just tell you?
Just wait 'til your father gets home!
I'll give you something to cry about!
You'll be just like me one day.
Who do you think you're talking to? Do I look like one of your friends!
What the H@LL did I say!
Do I look as stupid as you think I am?
Be careful...Don't do that...Stop it...
Mark my words, you're going to hurt yourself!
I don't feel like spending the night in the emergency room!
When you grow up you can make the rules.
Well, I'm not their mom.
Are you paying for it with your good looks?
You've decided to bless us with your company?
You want me to pay how much to put someone's name on your butt?
How did you pour yourself into that? And where's the rest of it?
I only nag because I love you!
I love you no matter what...