I’ve been playing this game for a while now....
Damn, can I roll the dice and have a go?
I’ve been lost in this game for so long now,
Where I’m at on the board, I do not know!

I thought I was on Illinois Avenue,
I’m pretty sure that’s where I was.
Yet, I drove my car around and parked at Park Place,
You taxed me instead of showing me some love!

As soon as I think that I’m catching up,
What do you do? You roll again.
And wouldn’t you know, just my luck,
“Go Straight to Jail”…..”Go get in the pen!”

You don’t even come by to visit.
As though you like to keep traveling on your own.
I asked to buy your Out of Jail free card.
You’re so greedy you couldn’t even offer me a loan!

I sit…………………and sit.
Waiting for you to pay me some attention.
Oh Wait a minute….is that you on Tennessee?
I own that…did I forget to mention?

One more roll, then I’m out of jail.
Maybe my luck will finally increase.
I’ll finish this game, take all your money,
And your laughter and game control can come to a cease.

For if I win, or if I lose,
I know, with you, I will never play this again.
For playing this game takes too much of my time,
And there are other things in life, which I must attend.