Gaydar Failure by lethargic

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Submission Name: Gaydar Failure dots

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Author:	lethargic_me
ASL Info:	15,chick
Elite Ratio:	3.15 - 74/87/22
Words:	90

Class/Type:	Poetry/Comedy
Total Views:	242
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Bytes:	461

Description:
The day I met one of my best friends Les. Les is a glitter boy and I love him to death. His boyfriend Steven and he have been dating for about a year and a half now. And no I no longer have the hots for him. Why do all the really hot guys have to be gay?

Gaydar Failure dots

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He walked in the room and my heart leaped out of my chest.
His smile was so sexy, I tried so hard to act my best.
The 'Do you want me smile' plastered on my face, I walked over, hand extended. So full of grace.
We talked for hours and I so fell in love.
It was ten minutes to nine when his boyfriend came up.
They kissed and laughed. I almost threw up.
He was gay very gay and I fell in love with the punk.

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  failed to pick up the gay thing eh? bummer. this read so smooth and sing-songy, and then you threw up..
that's what my mom said to me when i told her years ago that i'm gay, "i think i'm gonna throw up."
thanks for the bittersweet read! it's cute.
@ Cat
| Posted on 2005-07-14 00:00:00 | by magnicat | [ Reply to This ]
  thanks just what i needed a good laugh , shame it had to be at your expense , but i'm sure your not the only one , and at least you have a great friend out of it.
take care Lainie x
| Posted on 2005-07-14 00:00:00 | by lainie75 | [ Reply to This ]
  Sorry, I couldn't help laughing!

I wonder how many "Gaydar Failures" occur each day?

This was well done, it left me wishing you'd made it longer, so it must have been good. Great Title!

Be Happy

Graeme
| Posted on 2005-07-14 00:00:00 | by wewak11 | [ Reply to This ]
  HA! HA! How funny! Ya know...about a month or so ago my sister hooked me up with this girl and she was asking me all these questions about me and this and that and then she said that I must be gay! HA! Well, had to prove to her that I wasnt later on that night...hee-hee. ;-) But she turned out to be a psycho stalker woman. Anyway, gaydar...always a valuable tool...hee-hee. Have a good one and keep smilin'
| Posted on 2005-07-14 00:00:00 | by hyproglo | [ Reply to This ]
  That had to have been a very awkward moment! Cool write, I totally didn't see that comming. I thought maybe it was going to turn into being something about a guy taking advantage of you. Tricky! Keep writing, I hope to hear more.
Annabelle
| Posted on 2005-07-14 00:00:00 | by annabella041986 | [ Reply to This ]
  Yes, I did that once - was totally into a guy and was being pretty forward and then his boyfriend came in. Yep, a lot of the hotties and gay but they do make good friends and are fun to go shopping with!
Love,Peace,Joy!
| Posted on 2005-07-14 00:00:00 | by Epiphany | [ Reply to This ]
  Ha Ha! Oh boy, that has got to suck soooo bad! Yeah, some of them are really something huh? But, too pretty is a huge flag flying! Oh, haha I can't help but laugh and I feel so bad for you! Haha! Sounds like your gaydar needs a tune-up! Big smiles for this one! Thanks for the laugh!Ha ha!
| Posted on 2005-07-14 00:00:00 | by lmz | [ Reply to This ]

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