Yes…. I am him.
Jesus Hector Christ
Yes I am dead
But never did a crown of thorns
ever touch my head.
And Hell No, I wouldn't give my life,
not for you guys!
The Maker of Heaven and Earth……
Nor my Father…..or whoever it is you call #3.
I am not 3 people, I am 1.
My father hates me,
and has no other sons.
I was nailed to that Cross-
Just for the pictures.
I didn’t think we’d pull it off.
But we did, just like the scriptures.
Despite what the Bible said,
I wasn't born in a manger,
it was a dirty bed.
Yes, I did have 12 friends, and I loved them.
The Apostles were junkies,
I was a big dealer in Bethlehem.
Yes I died, but not for all your sins.
I died cause I am a bad carpenter,
and fucked up when I was hammerin.
I was a bum of a son.
I didn’t herd the sheep I fucked em.
The Shroud Of Tourin….
The Son Of The Lord
We used our imagination,
Then I was Reborn.
And The Virgin Mary?
That’s hilary-ous-to me.
Cause the Mary I know was a whore.
If she was a virgin then SHE was reborn.
The water into wine thingy…
If I could do that the Pacific Ocean
would be a full bodied burgundy.
And Hell Yeah, I’d walk across it everyday…
Straight into The Bay Of Chardonnay
and right into Heaven…
and oh by the way…-for writing this,
I am already forgiven.
Goodbye from Jesus Hector Christ,
Please no more prayers,
have a nice life…----ahem...