My ...Dear...Phil by Celeste J. Bell

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Author:	Celeste J. Bell
ASL Info:	21/Lady/never-never land
Elite Ratio:	4.01 - 209/206/67
Words:	81

Class/Type:	Misc/Satire
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i had a spider in the outside windowsill of my bedroom and this is about his. dear phil, all she wanted was a little family in the sunlight....

My ...Dear...Phil dots

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I dont enjoy you,
you quirky little bugger.
You made your home
bewteen my screen and glass
of the only window in my room.
I called you Phil,
with great affection,
but now you're annoying as hell.
You made million babies to roam around the outside of said window.
Now I am going to squash you,
quirky little bugger,
because you are a fat hairy spider now.
You're not cute anymore.
I;m going to get you
before you can get me.

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||| Comments |||
  Nice whimsical work. It sounds like the same frustration pet owners feel when their 'little angels' have outgrown the homestead. If your approach to writing is always this light hearted, life should be as smooth as a sea of glass. Shalom.
| Posted on 2005-07-28 00:00:00 | by rws | [ Reply to This ]
  ahahahahahaha. This was really humorous. I love the "Now I'm going to squash you/quirky little bugger" line.. I hate spiders, but I always have a difficult time killng them.. i usually just let them roam around free... unless they get on my nerves.. this piece reminded me a lot of myself. I enjoyed it a lot. :D
| Posted on 2005-07-28 00:00:00 | by melancholystar | [ Reply to This ]
  Damn those spiders, eh? Cute! But in a way, sad. Phil trusted you. I'll bet he wanted you to be his kids' godmother, and you made them all orphans?

...but it's still funny. Great write. :D
| Posted on 2005-07-28 00:00:00 | by Chihuahuii | [ Reply to This ]
  Arachnophobia?...smilez.
Thank goodness most are simply harmless forms of life...so Phil was a qt'y til Phil became Phyliss huh?...I just had to go there, anyways...enjoyed this write, nice work.
Alan
| Posted on 2005-07-28 00:00:00 | by MidnghtScorpion | [ Reply to This ]
  lol. i read the poem before I looked at the description and initially thought you were talking about dr. phil (up to the point you started talking about babies). This is hillarious. Good luck w/ your exterminating.
J
| Posted on 2005-07-28 00:00:00 | by bentnotbroken | [ Reply to This ]

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