Old Man Floats by Telekenisis by rocknpoetrychik

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Submission Name: Old Man Floats by Telekenisis dots

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Author:	rocknpoetrychik
ASL Info:	20/Female/Someplace
Elite Ratio:	4.06 - 331/281/44
Words:	54

Class/Type:	Poetry/Comedy
Total Views:	327
Average Vote:	No vote yet.
Bytes:	341

Description:
haha.. i always read that freakin quote.. and now i made a poem out of it. enjoy or not!
~*~amber~*~

Old Man Floats by Telekenisis dots

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"If you believe in telekinesis raise my hands"
Says the eliteskills old wrinkled man,
So I believed in myself,
I gave it a try!
Bet you dont believe it...
But i raised the old guy!
Up in the air,
He floated so gracefully!
But damn if I forgot,
How to land him safely!

Submitted on 2005-07-29 23:46:52 Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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  Tres amusing.
Wouldn't it be nice to have telekinesis?
Poor old man. I trust you paid the doctor's bill in reparation? And sent flowers!
^_^

~Birdie~
| Posted on 2006-04-21 00:00:00 | by MaeBirdie | [ Reply to This ]
  that was very funny! enjoyed it muchly. especially after reading hyproglo's tribute to his you know what. some days I wonder what everyone is on! but I love humor. so it's great! very clever little poem you have here.
| Posted on 2005-07-30 00:00:00 | by sierramuse8 | [ Reply to This ]
  Ya know, that bast-ahd was gettin on my nerves asking that same question over and over...so I decided to pull a gun on him...and said..."Stick em up." Which he did...and then I had one more thing to say to him, "Betcha believe in telekenisis now bee-atch!" And took his friggin shopping cart full of aluminum cans!
| Posted on 2005-07-30 00:00:00 | by hyproglo | [ Reply to This ]
  lol. u killed him! finally, i never liked that old sh1t. such potential, you could do alot with this. nah, i'm just yanking your bra strap. lol. diggin the new pic. my little bro loves ur cleevage. lmao. lata~nahlij
| Posted on 2005-07-30 00:00:00 | by Aknahlij_d 1 | [ Reply to This ]
  A fun, free piece. I like your writing because it's like a vase of flowers falling off a table. The water spreads and drips off the edges, but in the middle lay the flowers. Nice work.
| Posted on 2005-08-17 00:00:00 | by Malcolm Bishop | [ Reply to This ]
  Very nice....
witty and on point.

BTW, could you possible lift the remote control to my tv over to me? It's all the way on the other side of the room....

James
| Posted on 2005-08-01 00:00:00 | by FallenGrace | [ Reply to This ]
  This must explain why I saw this old man floating over Ohio the other day...I missed this when you forst wrote it, but was pulling up comedy submissions to have a few good laughs...I am laughing
Lisa ~ Ravenwolf
| Posted on 2005-08-03 00:00:00 | by ravenwolf68 | [ Reply to This ]
  *laughs* (I have forgotten how exactly to comment, so I shall do only my best?)
*nods*...I've always pondered, shortly there-after, viewing that specific quote...finally, satisfied, someone had satirically manipulated it...and who better than you?
This is just perfect!
Good work, hon
| Posted on 2005-08-08 00:00:00 | by Romanticist | [ Reply to This ]

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