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    dots Submission Name: FAVORITE THINGSdots
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    Author: BenCollier
    Elite Ratio:    3.72 - 425/386/88
    Words: 192
    Class/Type: Spoof/Comedy
    Total Views: 1769
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    Description:
       A naughty parody of the song by the same name. Definatly not for the kiddies, nor to be sung around the family christmas tree. With apologies to the orginal author.

    your friend
    ben


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    dotsFAVORITE THINGSdots
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    Baby oiled dildos and butt sniffin kittens
    Slick shaven coochie on the one I am smitten
    Sloppy wet furr burgers that makes me sing
    These are a few of my favorite things

    Thick swollen vulva with lips made for kissin
    When I am downtown is what I've been wishin
    My throbbin hard-on with a leather cock ring
    These are a few of my favorite things

    CHORUS:
    When she don't cum when she don't squeel
    That's what makes me sad
    I simply remember my favorite things
    And then I don't feel so bad

    Multiple orgasms from the g-spot I'm ticklin
    Hot heavy breathing and a heartbeat that's quickening
    Hips bucking wild like a bird taking wing
    These are a few of my favorite things

    Hands full of cheek while I am inside her cute ass
    Controlling my outburst so the moment will last
    Fingers so deep that I've lost my damn ring
    These are a few of my favorite things

    CHORUS:
    When she don't cum, when she don't squeel
    Thats what makes me sad
    I simply remember my favorite things
    And then I don't feel so bad




    Submitted on 2005-08-02 20:16:05     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      is it strange that i am getting aroused by this?

    the sound of music??????
    what the FUCC.
    you my friend are going to hell for that.
    .........
    i must say...i'm...impressed.......
    slightly weirded out, but i think i will sing that at the nx social gathering i attend.
    ill film it and send it to you.
    you'd like that wouldn't you?
    | Posted on 2007-02-05 00:00:00 | by XmaryjaneX | [ Reply to This ]
      You are very very naughty boy

    UNH

    That is how I describe it
    Once more

    UNHH!!

    Yeah, you got it

    I like it. It is funny and nasty and gross but so hilarious. Even a little arousing.

    Stop! You're killing me. I''m laughing and crying and weeeeeeee






    | Posted on 2006-04-06 00:00:00 | by manwithnoname | [ Reply to This ]
      Funniest damn thing I read all week. Write some more for me? I've printing this stuff out and showing it to my friends. Hilarious!

    Bennie
    | Posted on 2005-10-22 00:00:00 | by disposablesoul | [ Reply to This ]
      Well... this is slightly humorous... it reminds me of something my 16 year old brother would ADORE... It's creative, I guess... of course, songs with graphic detail about sex are all over the place... just listen to any rap song in the entire universe... no, I'm just kidding... Anyway... Yeah...
    ~Melissa~
    | Posted on 2005-08-02 00:00:00 | by black_beauty18 | [ Reply to This ]
      You should submit this to Playboy or Penthouse...It's like a Weird Al Yankovich but he's gone porno! Nothin wrong with gettin your freak on...and on...and on...Though this was sexual it wasn't so vulgur but comical in an enjoyable way. Everything must inspire us! Great job!
    Love,Peace,Joy! tif ; ) (So we can all assume the honeymoon's still on right...)
    | Posted on 2005-08-03 00:00:00 | by Epiphany | [ Reply to This ]
      Bad Boy! Bad Bad!
    OMG-this was fun in private; guess the heavens smile on souls who share even ribald fun. Ben, UR a trip. I like the weird al yankovich gone porno comment-can you imagine this polka style? Yes, with an accordian tuba & lotza beer. I have to admit I like the ring losing line the best
    Thanks, you mischievous devil
    | Posted on 2005-08-09 00:00:00 | by CleoCollier | [ Reply to This ]
      Oooooh!You got me laughing my friggin ass off!Oh my, hahaha! This is too funny! Sometimes I stumble across something that cracks me up but geezthis is great! I have a smile from ear to earNo ya definitely dont wanna be singing this one around those long distance relatives! hahaha!I just love it!So raw and blunt and just f*ckin awesome! hahaha! Fantastic job with this! The best damn Christmas song I ever heard! Geez!

    Lorna
    | Posted on 2005-08-16 00:00:00 | by lmz | [ Reply to This ]
      Parody is good.

    Funny parody is better.

    Ribald naughty semi-porno piss-funny parody if f.cking great!!!

    Well done Dave, you're off the wall and under the bed!

    be Happy

    Graeme
    | Posted on 2005-08-16 00:00:00 | by wewak11 | [ Reply to This ]


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