Description: A naughty parody of the song by the same name. Definatly not for the kiddies, nor to be sung around the family christmas tree. With apologies to the orginal author.
your friend
ben
FAVORITE THINGS -------------------------------------------
Baby oiled dildos and butt sniffin kittens
Slick shaven coochie on the one I am smitten
Sloppy wet furr burgers that makes me sing
These are a few of my favorite things
Thick swollen vulva with lips made for kissin
When I am downtown is what I've been wishin
My throbbin hard-on with a leather cock ring
These are a few of my favorite things
CHORUS:
When she don't cum when she don't squeel
That's what makes me sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
Multiple orgasms from the g-spot I'm ticklin
Hot heavy breathing and a heartbeat that's quickening
Hips bucking wild like a bird taking wing
These are a few of my favorite things
Hands full of cheek while I am inside her cute ass
Controlling my outburst so the moment will last
Fingers so deep that I've lost my damn ring
These are a few of my favorite things
CHORUS:
When she don't cum, when she don't squeel
Thats what makes me sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
the sound of music??????
what the FUCC.
you my friend are going to hell for that.
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i must say...i'm...impressed.......
slightly weirded out, but i think i will sing that at the nx social gathering i attend.
ill film it and send it to you.
you'd like that wouldn't you?
Well... this is slightly humorous... it reminds me of something my 16 year old brother would ADORE... It's creative, I guess... of course, songs with graphic detail about sex are all over the place... just listen to any rap song in the entire universe... no, I'm just kidding... Anyway... Yeah... ~Melissa~
You should submit this to Playboy or Penthouse...It's like a Weird Al Yankovich but he's gone porno! Nothin wrong with gettin your freak on...and on...and on...Though this was sexual it wasn't so vulgur but comical in an enjoyable way. Everything must inspire us! Great job! Love,Peace,Joy! tif ; ) (So we can all assume the honeymoon's still on right...)
Bad Boy! Bad Bad! OMG-this was fun in private; guess the heavens smile on souls who share even ribald fun. Ben, UR a trip. I like the weird al yankovich gone porno comment-can you imagine this polka style? Yes, with an accordian tuba & lotza beer. I have to admit I like the ring losing line the best Thanks, you mischievous devil
Oooooh!You got me laughing my friggin ass off!Oh my, hahaha! This is too funny! Sometimes I stumble across something that cracks me up but geezthis is great! I have a smile from ear to earNo ya definitely dont wanna be singing this one around those long distance relatives! hahaha!I just love it!So raw and blunt and just f*ckin awesome! hahaha! Fantastic job with this! The best damn Christmas song I ever heard! Geez!
Submission Name: FAVORITE THINGS
You got me laughing my friggin ass off!
Oh my, hahaha! This is too funny! Sometimes I stumble across something that cracks me up but geez