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Underpants


Author: lainie75
ASL Info:    30/f/uk
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Words: 114
Class/Type: Poetry /Comedy
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Thanks to Doris Jean for the idea.
And sorry to all who feel sick lol.


Underpants



Underpants , underpants
We wear you on our head.
We don't care what we look like,
As we don't hear what you said.

Underpants , underpants
Your sizes they do vary.
From extra large to medium,
And then to just plain scary.

Underpants , underpants
You come in different shapes.
There's g-strings , thongs or boxers,
and red briefs for heros who wear capes.

Underpants , underpants
Sometimes you get smelly.
As what we've eaten for that day,
does blow out from our belly.

Underpants , underpants
I'm off to buy some new.
As i think i've just ruined these,
I accidentally followed through.





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  I have never looked at underwear in such regard, but now I will never not be able to laugh when deciding which ones to wear.
"and red briefs for those who wear a cape"
I knew Superman was wearing his undies on the outside...now I have proof
Lisa
| Posted on 2005-08-04 00:00:00 | by ravenwolf68 | [ Reply to This ]
  lol this was pretty funny i liked this as far as going through underpants point of view, i dont think its been done lol, good job anyways
| Posted on 2005-08-04 00:00:00 | by solemnpen | [ Reply to This ]
  lol...this was some interesting humor. A tribute to underpants? I don not believe that I have seen this before, but there is always a first time for everything hey? Very cute...thanks for the laugh!
Candi
| Posted on 2005-08-04 00:00:00 | by dreamweaver | [ Reply to This ]
  Haha, Underpants!! This was cute. Especially the first 2 lines.
"Underpants, underpants
We where (Wear) you on our head"
reminds me of my niece Emily. Running through the house with no clothes on but her underpants on her head
| Posted on 2005-08-04 00:00:00 | by MorbidAngel114 | [ Reply to This ]
  lol This is too cute. I don't think I've ever read anything on underwear before.
This is good work. Very original and has a nice flow to it that add to the appeal. Great job.
Traci :)
| Posted on 2005-08-04 00:00:00 | by onetruesmartass | [ Reply to This ]
  hahahaha.. very funny. Lighthearted and humorous... plus you made it rhyme! Bravo for putting a goofy smile on my face. Keep on writing funny poems! I get tired of reading depressing ones! Yay! :)
Brooke
| Posted on 2005-08-04 00:00:00 | by melancholystar | [ Reply to This ]
  Very funny! And original. Im still smiling, this was so cute. That last line was a really great way to top off a good poem! Excellent job! Thanks for sharing. Write on :)
| Posted on 2005-08-04 00:00:00 | by DisilusndDreamr | [ Reply to This ]
  Well Elaine...may I say...hahahaha! You are writing poems about underpants! Too funny! Ya know I gotta tell ya that when I was reading this with all the reference to underpants I couldn't help but think of the underpants gnomes from an episode of South Park. I dunno if you ever saw it or heard about them but they were little gnomes who would sneak into the childs bedroom at night and steal his underpants. It was a really funny episode cause the kid they did it too was named tweak and he has a lot of anxiety and nobody believed him! hahaha! I dont know why but that is where my mind went! You did a great job with this one. You seem to have a knack at writing these off the wall funny poems! Another great one! Take care!

Lorna
| Posted on 2005-08-04 00:00:00 | by lmz | [ Reply to This ]
  HAHAHA! omg that was hilarious! the last stanza totally got me in that snorting laugh mode. i actually have a picture of me n my sister with underwear on our head. luckily it was clean underwear.
-steph
| Posted on 2005-08-04 00:00:00 | by playcrackthesky | [ Reply to This ]
  So, DJ came up with another one...very funny, Elaine, uniquely funny, in a cute way.

Congrats for tackling subjects that others wouldn't even dream of!

This was really good.

Be Happy

Graeme
| Posted on 2005-08-04 00:00:00 | by wewak11 | [ Reply to This ]
  Oh sure... and what about those of us who never wear any? When do we get our moment in the spot light? Yes I'm only kidding I do wear them people and I had so much fun reading this. It's so clever and very well written. Thanks.
Bill
| Posted on 2005-08-04 00:00:00 | by rankamateur | [ Reply to This ]
  HA! How flippin hilarious. The last two stanzas almost made me have to go buy some new ones too, HA! Great stuff maynard. I have never felt the urge to put them on my head though. Thanks for the great laugh. Have a good one and keep smilin'
| Posted on 2005-08-04 00:00:00 | by hyproglo | [ Reply to This ]
  OMG! This is way too funny! Talk about taking lemons and making lemonade...you took something that nobody ever even thinks about and made it famous! I LOVE it... best giggle I've had in weeks - thanks!
| Posted on 2005-08-04 00:00:00 | by Inducted_Kitty | [ Reply to This ]
  Well, Lainie...looks like you did really good with the topic I gave you, you got some good comments on it. I got a real kick out of this one myself! My favorite part is...

Underpants , underpants
Your sizes they do vary.
From extra large to medium,
And then to just plain scary.

I can remember my son when he was little putting his underdraws on his head and running arounn the house with his eyes peeping out thru the leg openings. Too bad he didn't bother to put any on where they were supposed to be! lol

Now when are you gonna tackle one of the other topics I sent you? You did so good with this one, I can't wait to see what you come up with next.

DJ
| Posted on 2005-08-04 00:00:00 | by Doris Jean | [ Reply to This ]
  Lainie girl, I said it once, and I'll repeat my self...YOU ARE PLUM CRAZY. lol. This was so funny. And I don't even want to know what else Doris and you plotted for a next poem! lol. My goodness, my stiches will come out if you keep this up. This was light hearted and funny. I never cease to be amazed by you or Doris. lol. Good job girlfriend.
Maggie
| Posted on 2005-08-05 00:00:00 | by Magnolia Steele | [ Reply to This ]
  The thing I said at the end of reading your poem was " ewwwwwwwww" and then I laughed. I loved your poem, its was cute and funny, and really silly. Nice ending.
TAke care,
JADE
| Posted on 2005-08-06 00:00:00 | by JADE | [ Reply to This ]
  Neat-o, neat-o, neat-o, what a funny little ditty to make us smile. We used to call them britches until my grandaughter started talking and left out the "R". Great writing, I'll be looking for more good laughs!
| Posted on 2005-08-06 00:00:00 | by Clayton | [ Reply to This ]


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