Eddie the Yeti
Lived in the Serengeti
Have you ever seen a Yeti in the Serengeti?
Living in the Serengeti makes a Yeti sweaty.
So a sweaty Yeti in the Serengeti named Eddie,
Had a wife, who too was sweaty.
Eddie’s wife, Betti liked to cook spaghetti,
Her friends called her Betti spaghetti
Betti the Yeti, who liked to cook spaghetti.
Eddie loved Betti, but Eddie didn’t like spaghetti
Besides spaghetti in the Serengeti gets mushy and wetti.
Wetti spaghetti in the Serengeti, made Eddie and Betti somewhat fretti.
Eddie and Betti, who lived in the Serengetti, only had wetti spaghetti, while fretti, Eddie and Betti would eat the wetti spaghetti.
One day, Betti’s friend Hetti, came by to setti, Hetti liked spaghetti. Eddie, while fretti, because he didn’t like spaghetti, thought Hetti petti.
So the three setti on the Serengetti, eating wetti spaghetti.
Fretti Eddie, who thought Hetti petti, had Betti ask Hetti,
“If wetti spaghetti makes you fretti, why do you setti sweaty in the Serengeti?”
Hetti, now sweaty herself, stopped her setti and eating her spaghetti.
She said, “Wetti spaghetti, isn’t petti, and I like it better than confetti.”
Eddie the Yeti, who lived in the Serengeti, still sweaty and feeling petti called his friends at S.E.T.I.
Hetti, was scared, and asked Betti if she would make Eddie not call the people at S.E.T.I., because Hetti, who liked wetti spaghetti was really an alien from Bombargetti.
It was too late. The people from S.E.T.I. arrived and saw, to their amazement, three sweaty Yeti, eating wetti spaghetti, feeling petti and one being fretti out here, in the Serengeti.
The S.E.T.I. people took a big netti, and captured Hetti, showered her with confetti, which promptly stuck to her fur because she was a sweaty Yeti setti in the Serengeti.
From then on Eddie the Yeti, who lived in the Serengeti was neither fretti not petti, but still sweaty. He ate his wetti spaghetti with Betti while setti in the Serengeti. They were so happy in the Serengeti they had a little Yeti, they named him George…