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    dots Submission Name: Estamos Locosdots
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    Author: ThaCrib
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       Another day in toonsville.........


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      *walks in*

    ohhh i aint been in here snce the robot cleaning incident!!!

    *sighs and flips on switch*

    we'll maybe just once more for old times sake

    *hears Robot count down*

    CLEAN UP IN 8,7,6......

    *voice is warped, and she sounds like she's broken*

    awwwww hell!!!!!!!!!!
    | Posted on 2006-09-07 00:00:00 | by stolie77 | [ Reply to This ]
      *sits down on new couch*

    I love remodeling...out with the old...in with the new.

    *turns plazma TV on*

    Man...Tina's gonna sht when she sees her credit card bill...

    *gets up to go make popcorn*
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]
      *walks in and sees new digs*

    well well well...what the he*ll happened in here???? its like a home makeover show! I need to check out MY room...

    *smells popcorn*

    ohhhhhh someones in the kitchen????
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by stolie77 | [ Reply to This ]
      *trying to figure out how to work new high tech oven to make hot wings*

    WTF...push this...*beeeeeep*...NO!...push this one...*beeeeeeeeeeeeep*...screw it...I'll just keep using the microwave.

    *turns around to see Nikki, jumps back from shock and popcorn flies everywhere*
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]
      *screams in shock*

    AHHHHHHHHH! Li Li dang girl...all i heard was beeping and popping and i thougt someone was dancing in here or something! girl...already making a mess???
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by stolie77 | [ Reply to This ]
      *stumbles in rubbing eyes and hugging a coffee cup*

    *sees the renovations, eyes open wide, sets cup on the nearest surface and comes in to the living room*

    whaaaaa...maaaaan, who did all this????

    *hears noise in the kitchen and approaches with care - just in case*

    *opens door, sticks head round and immediately recieves a facefull of popcorn*

    *spits popcorn out and tries to see through all the smoke*

    Niks...Li Li...???? You guys in there????

    *picks up some popcorn and eats it*


    Hey this is nice...what did you add, before it got all burnt and explosive and stuff??

    *sees Nikki emerge from kitchen*

    Erm...umm...Niks, youve got popcorn in your curls...

    LOL
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Katia | [ Reply to This ]
      *pushes button on wall*

    *remote vacuum comes out from under cabinets and sucks popcorn up...returning to the hole under the cabinet*

    This house is da bomb! I put some hot sauce on the popcorn...good huh?!

    That's not popcorn in Nik's hair...them are lint balls.
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]
      *pulls out popcorn*

    man...the stuff that gets lost in there i SWEAR!

    *peeks back into kitchen*

    Li Li is having a bit of a problem with the new kitchen appliances...and she was making hot wings!

    *looks at katia*

    think we should order in some food instead???
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by stolie77 | [ Reply to This ]
      *stops eating popcorn, looks at it suspiciously and puts it in the trash*

    Maybe we should make a new batch...just in case that wasnt popcorn either...

    Hmmm does that mean I just ate hot sauce flauvoured fluff??

    No wonder it tasted funny...eww ew ew

    *spits, grabs the nearest bottle from the bar and takes a swig*

    *coughs*

    Who the HELL poured absinthe in the Malibu bottle?????

    LMAO

    *lights a cigarette, and sits down*

    Order in...we might want to do that, but Im gonna let Li Li play with the hi tech stuff, look at how excited she is

    *gestures towards Li Li, who is pushing all sorts of buttons and remotes and things with a huge grin on her face*

    She dont care bout no chicken wings, girl...

    So...Chinese or pizza?

    LOL
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Katia | [ Reply to This ]
      UMMMMM i dont think thats such a good idea Li LI!

    *backs outta room*

    ever seen I ROBOT???? i dont trust them machines!
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by stolie77 | [ Reply to This ]
      WATCH THIS!

    *pushes large red button on wall*

    *woman's sound voices* Please evacuate from the room...clean up will begin in 10 seconds...10...9...8...

    Let's stay in here and see what happens...

    *hurries up and sits in chair bouncing up and down with excitement*
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]
      *listens to countdown with growing fear*

    *watches Li Li bounce*

    *leans in closer to Nikki and whispers*

    Heeeey did we take our space suits? Or an umbrella at least? I have this odd feeling that a car wash wont have nothin on this, and I really dnot want to wash my hair with Fairy liquid.

    Or Windex.

    Even if its lemon flavoured

    *hears the woman go...4...3...2...*

    Oh sh-it.

    *squeezes eyes shut, covers head with arms and tries to hide behind a chair*
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Katia | [ Reply to This ]
      I'm gonna sit through it...

    7...6...5...4...

    HOW EXCITING! I feel like I'm on a space shuttle!

    Dallas...do you read me? This is Apollo 19...ready for clean up...
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]
      *large sprinklers come down from ceiling...doors lock...water hoses come in through walls...water starts spraying all over the place...big blobs of soap fall from ceiling...big scrubbers come out of walls and ceiling and starts shaking all over the place*

    THIS IS FUN! I FEEL LIKE I'M PART OF THE JETSON FAMILY!

    *water stops...steam starts entering room...*

    Atleast we will be sterilized when we leave!

    *large forces of air start circulating through room*

    *grabs table which is bolted to the floor*

    Who needs a hair saloon when you have this in your house...
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]
      *hears loud noises coming from inside the room*

    *hears katia scream and Li Li laughing*

    ohhhh dear...i wonder how long this is gonna take??? maybe like a wash cycle with a dishwasher????? HMMMMM
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by stolie77 | [ Reply to This ]
      *walks in holding credit card bill*

    LI LI...JEW HAVE SUM ESPLAININ TO DO!

    *sniffs*

    Is that ...pop corn, hot sauce and pledge I smell?

    *hears screaming coming from kitchen*

    ohhh Lawd what now?

    *opens kitchen door*

    *finds Kat standing on table fighting off Rosie looking robot with a swifter duster*

    *Looks behind robot to see Li Li dripping wet and smelling like pine sol*

    *watches in amazement as Nicks crawls out from under table with pledge wipe in mouth*

    *crosses arms over chest* *cocks an eyebrow*

    Dare I ask ladies?
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Brownsdelight | [ Reply to This ]
      *tip toes out of room while Nik's and Kat start to explain...*

    *before walking out the door rings out shirt*

    *ladies voice sounds*

    CLEAN UP OVER. YOU MAY NOW RESUME NORMAL LIFESTYLE. THANK YOU AND HAVE A GREAT DAY.

    *smiles* She's so nice...
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]
      *spits bits of duster out of mouth*

    *looks at T thru all the foam, steam, and general mess*

    Dont...even...ask...

    *attempts to shake robot off of foot*

    Thats not a shoe, you stupid ass metal thing, thats my foot, and I just had it pedicured, so lay off!

    *kicks robot*

    Ouch ouch ouch!

    Its made out of metal!

    *sits down on table and holds on to foot*

    *mutters*

    stupid robot...
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Katia | [ Reply to This ]
      *snatches Li Li up by shirt*

    uh uh...you aint that smooth...

    Kat you should now better then to start fights with something that is made of metal. turns off robot.

    and for the love of all that is holy will SOMEBODY PLEASE help Nicks up off that floor..

    Nice wax job by the way...I wonder if she does bikin lines...

    *Turns back to Li LI*

    Now explain to me this bill...
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Brownsdelight | [ Reply to This ]
      *still holding on to foot*

    Well it didnt look like it was made out of metal, did it? I mean look at it, for chrissakes, its got flowery patterns on it and everything...next thing you know, it woulda started handing out home made cookies or something...

    Oooh do we have any cookies?

    *gets off the table, and tries to get Niks up*

    No, no, its okay, its over now...yes the place is ruined...no I really am limping...yup, that would be T, holding on to a rather blank faced Li Li...what?...oh thats a bill she's waving about...anyway, get up, girl, get up...

    *tugs on Nikki's shirt*

    *thinks about it, takes some cigarettes out of her pockets and holds one out in front of you*

    Look, they survived all that! Russian people know how to make indestructable cigarettes! LMAO
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Katia | [ Reply to This ]
      Hello people...What's going on in here? Anybody home? Yooo Hoooo! Hey, somebody gotta clean this [censored] up!
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by xtremegentleman | [ Reply to This ]
      *sits Li Li down* *takes cigar from pocket*
    *lights it up* *says in gangsta voice*

    Its time for us to have a meeting. It seems that we are taking money out of our pockets faster then we can put the money in...

    *turns to look at Li Li*

    You have done well with the renovation of the place, however you exceeded the budget with things we do not need.

    what have you to say for yourself?

    *tips hat up at the sound of X's voice*

    *still talking in gangsta voice*

    Hello X. We are having us here a lil meeting of the Familia. *Hands X a gin and tonic*

    *blows out cigar smoke*

    *turns back to Li Li*

    well?
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Brownsdelight | [ Reply to This ]
      Y'all got any weed in here to go with this gin? Bro need to get zooted so I can make it through the rest of the day...

    Dammit! Can I get a little bit of ice?

    *What a brother gotta do to get some respect around here*

    Damn!

    *Let me get a light*
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by xtremegentleman | [ Reply to This ]
      *looks at T and X talkin to Li Li*

    *gets under the table with Niks*

    On second thoughts, girl, dont get up...in fact, you just start crawlin right thru that door over there...verrrrrrrrrrry quietly...

    *waves hands about and points at the door*

    *hisses*

    crawl, dammit, crawl...no time to explain...
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Katia | [ Reply to This ]
      In our familia you must earn respect to gain respect my friend.

    *tosses an ice cube in your glass*

    seeing how you posted a remarkable piece today I'll let you have your drink chilled (lol)

    *puffs on cigar*

    Now...how are we going to get our finances back to being plush?

    Nicks any suggestions? Kat put down the bottle of gin

    *looks at Kat holding empty gin bottle upside down over her head with tongue outstretched*

    *slides a full bottle over to Kat*
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Brownsdelight | [ Reply to This ]
      *gets out from under table and pours a large gin on the rocks*

    This is good stuff...where'd we get this?

    Well, we could go offer Dave's naked chef services to the women of ES...but I dont know how profitable that would be - or whether the chef would agree to it...

    Hmmm...Niks? Any ideas? Oh and here's your gin...

    *slides you a glass across the table*
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Katia | [ Reply to This ]
      *takes long drink of Gin*

    I can speak for Dave when I say he would be more then willing...you do have a point on the "how profitable it would be" comment though...I mean why would we want to buy the sausage when most of us have the whole pig at home...

    *turns to non responsive Li Li*

    just what exactly did that Robot do to her?

    *takes another swig and puff on cigar*
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Brownsdelight | [ Reply to This ]
      I got an idea!

    LOL

    How about all of yall sexy ass ladies offer some naked services. And I aint talking cooking either!

    *STRIPTEASE*

    That'll get the cash up! Plus we'll have a little something for everybody...

    *Rolling a blunt*

    Yeah...That's a brilliant idea...

    *Lighting blunt*

    Oh well! It was worth a try. I'd pay to see y'all naked!

    *Dumps ashes*
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by xtremegentleman | [ Reply to This ]
      *reaches under table pulls out spray bottle*

    *aims it at X's face* *squirts full stream putting out X's blunt*

    We do not sell ourselves in this family X. Our goodies are placed behind a velvet rope for a reason

    *squirts X again*

    Remember that...

    *looks at dumbfounded X with water dripping down face, soggy limp blunt hanging from lips*
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Brownsdelight | [ Reply to This ]
      Ummmmmmmm...strip tease? Nuh uh honey...not unless you got a lotta dollas! I may be standing here all wet but...the clothes...*points up and down at self*...will come off in privacy only.

    And T...I know you still ain't holdin onto my shirt. Don't be talkin gangsta to another gangsta...you trippin.

    *says in Scarface voice*

    You wanna f uck wit me?
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]
      *turns to Li Li*

    *with a smirk says* say ello to my lil friend

    *squirts Li Li in face with spray bottle*

    lmfao!

    okay lets get down to the real deal holyfield...where the cards at?

    and what happend to them hot wings Leh Leh I may not be a sssmart gurl but I know wwhat hot (spits) weengs ayar.

    :D
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Brownsdelight | [ Reply to This ]
      Like that squirt is really going to affect me...I'm already drenched from the talking kitchen...

    *wipes face off with wet shirt*

    I guess X left since you sprayed his blunt out...poor guy...he was just trying to relax...

    *shakes head*

    I guess Kat is somewhere fighting with the broom/mop whatever it was. Nik's...where did she go?

    Man...I need to get out of these clothes.
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]
      *shrug* I forget you are used to getting squirted in the face...lol jk

    yea where did Nicks go...uh oh she back in the "closet" with X?
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Brownsdelight | [ Reply to This ]
      I don't get squirted in the face...just around...

    I'M NOT REVEALING THAT KIND OF INFO ON HERE! LMFAO

    Nik's is the one that gets squirted in the face...where did her eyepatch go? That's not gonna look good in court that she has not been wearing it...she's gonna lose that case!

    *grabs towel off refrigerator handle and starts drying hair out*

    *looks around* It is pretty sparkly in here...maybe I should have been naked...next time...
    | Posted on 2005-08-18 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]
      You girls is CARRRR-A-ZEEEEEEEEEEEE!
    FYI...I'z a money makin' machine when I'z gotsta be...but I make more money when clothed than cookin naked...
    | Posted on 2005-08-19 00:00:00 | by hyproglo | [ Reply to This ]
      Check me out...

    *strikes a pose*

    Shaved 13lbs off my fat arse comment ratio last night...this slim fast diet I concocted is working like a charm...

    Speaking of concoctions, I'm gonna go mix up some Ether Bunnies...
    | Posted on 2005-08-19 00:00:00 | by hyproglo | [ Reply to This ]
      *yells from kitchen*

    And one more thing...

    I am ashamed that you girls would even consider pimpin' me out like that to the women of ES...noooo I am not ashamed...I would proudly do it if its for a good cause...

    And why is it that X's idea gets shot down in flames without a vote? And who spilled the jelly bellies all over the floor?

    Aaaahhh...you girls sure know how to break in the new digs...oooo nice robot...
    | Posted on 2005-08-19 00:00:00 | by hyproglo | [ Reply to This ]
      *comes in and sits on couch*

    *finds some popcorn in couch cushion*
    *munch munch munch*
    *pulls one of Nik's hairs out of mouth*

    Ewwwwwwww...
    | Posted on 2005-08-19 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]
      Nobody here either....

    Nobody here....

    Nobody here....

    I am all alone...

    All alone....


    All alone....

    What to do?


    What to do?

    What to do?

    HELP ME!!!!
    | Posted on 2006-07-06 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]
      *walks back in here looking for popcorn*

    Sees none.

    *sighs*

    No friends....no fun....no popcorn....no coffee....

    The world is coming to an end!!!!!!!!!!
    | Posted on 2006-07-06 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]


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