*large sprinklers come down from ceiling...doors lock...water hoses come in through walls...water starts spraying all over the place...big blobs of soap fall from ceiling...big scrubbers come out of walls and ceiling and starts shaking all over the place*
THIS IS FUN! I FEEL LIKE I'M PART OF THE JETSON FAMILY!
*water stops...steam starts entering room...*
Atleast we will be sterilized when we leave!
*large forces of air start circulating through room*
*grabs table which is bolted to the floor*
Who needs a hair saloon when you have this in your house...
Well it didnt look like it was made out of metal, did it? I mean look at it, for chrissakes, its got flowery patterns on it and everything...next thing you know, it woulda started handing out home made cookies or something...
Oooh do we have any cookies?
*gets off the table, and tries to get Niks up*
No, no, its okay, its over now...yes the place is ruined...no I really am limping...yup, that would be T, holding on to a rather blank faced Li Li...what?...oh thats a bill she's waving about...anyway, get up, girl, get up...
*tugs on Nikki's shirt*
*thinks about it, takes some cigarettes out of her pockets and holds one out in front of you*
Look, they survived all that! Russian people know how to make indestructable cigarettes! LMAO
I can speak for Dave when I say he would be more then willing...you do have a point on the "how profitable it would be" comment though...I mean why would we want to buy the sausage when most of us have the whole pig at home...