Description: This is a joke/nothing serious-I will probobly delete it ---we'll see.
Midget Love -------------------------------------------
I'm 3 foot 3,
and all the ladies wanna piece of me.
I've had it up to here
with shedding tears,
and I'm done with the jokes I can't let pass.
Because I have a few tricks and I am quite able
to kick your insensitive ass.
A right hook to your knee,
a left cross to your shin.
Your girlfriend loves me,
And weíre going out again.
We sneak around real well.
sometimes right under your nose.
What I got I wont tell.
Itís a secret but I'm really in love with
Yeah, he's so groovy
All the ladies say I am as cute as a baby.
Your girlfriend says sex couldn't be more fun.
By the way itís half the size of me and then some.
All I am asking is to be treated with respect.
If you donít Iíll just whip out myÖ..
Wallet and then you will have to live with it.
Howís it feel being cut down to size by a midget.
hmmm... very interesting. well, nice speaking up for the little man. you do very well with using comedy as a way to get a point across- though i'm never quite sure if there's really a point or if you're just getting a reaction. It could be applied seriously to a sort of... "change your point of view" ... thing. i dunno. it was interesting to say the least, and i got a good laugh out of it. much needed.
3' 3"...let me see, IF I was like 7' 3" tall...he would hit me...and we wouldn't even have to lay...or sit...WOW...now, about the rest of him...half his size and thensome...*adds in head*(pun intended)...WOW again...
I love this! I'm so liking your writing and kicking myself that it takes me so long to get here... Mean people suck, but I have an Uncle Vito (who is short like me) and he carries a big...gun. Very well done, I believe you to be have created a very masterful piece - again!
Peace, love and M.O.s Lisa
ps: So, Hi, I'm Lisa, I'm on my way across the states from Ohio to Oregon, and I leave in like 2 weeks...and like I'm a pisces and are you available on weekdays???
It's kind of nice to have someone else realize that size doesn't matter (or at least for most things it doesn't). And I guess that we can't make judgements on people before we really get to know them. I know that I've had so many people do that to me, just brushed me off as a screwed up kid, and never really bothered to find out what I was really like. Even though I hate the midget angle, I still liked it. Don't take it away.
This was pretty humorous I do have to say LT. But I prefer to call them the Vertically Challenge. I can actually see this vertically challenged man just standing there letting you have it. Snickering because he knows his schlong is much bigger than yours. What a bi-tch huh!
I really love your fu-cked up mind and am still waiting to pick at it, pull it apart and see what else is waiting in there to be written down for our amusement.
hey. Pretty damn funny. The first funny poem I have read.. I usually read love ones or bout depression. How you brainstormed the idea of writting about midgets it beyond me. It was quite odd and funny. If I could laugh now I most certainly would. good job. -james
This is really very funny!I cant help but smile and just thought this was too friggin funny! I kinda feel bad for the "little people". I always thought that life must be hard for them with the way society is so cruel. But this is like an inspirational poem for midgets as you speak of all the benefits of being one and mmm??...how do you know how "BIG" they are??hahahahaha! oh too funny!I think the little people would love this write and I dont think you should delete it! I found it very interesting and so funny! Take care!
I'm trying not to be disturbed by the whole imagery here! lol You have definitely got some imagination there, LT. I can't honestly say I've ever thought about it, but I would think it would really suck to be a midget and have your face on as*s level with most of the country. This is a good write, and I like his revenge! Traci :)
This was a rather hillarious piece..Very boldly writen and it turned out to be a very creative piece...I loved its feistyness and that there's more to what we percieve in people...I loved its honesty and you suprissed me with your ending, I did not expect that indeed...You have beautifully captured the good nature of these beings that are sometimes looked down upon by the so called super sized others...I loved your use of imagery to describe various things..I appreciated this write..It put a smile on my face...A very beautiful write..Thank you for sharing..Be happy...Nobantu
hahaha, sorry, but this made me laugh! I guess it really is all about the size! Doesn't matter how tall you are, or how smart you are, or anything else - it all comes down to the size of your 'love tool' in the end (not THAT end, necessarily though) Very funny and I enjoyed this write very much. The revenge of the midgets! ha ha cher