The funeral was over and cremation took place
Before he was taken, she smiled down on his face
They collected his ashes inside of an urn
They got rid of the parts that were too hard to burn.
She then took him home, and she sat on their deck
She composed herself quickly, she had been such a wreck
All his ashes she poured on the table outside
And she thought of the day she became his new bride.
Now, looking back over their marriage, she cried
He had not been a good man, but still, he had died
So, she thought she should only remember the good
And forget all the bad, if only she could.
She spoke to the ashes as though he were there
She asked "Do you remember, do you even care?
You promised to buy me a car and a ring
But you never did give me a single damn thing!"
She asked if these promises he did recall?
No answer from him, just a dark, silent wall
Then she asked if he thought of the promise she'd made
To him, one dark night, as the light turned to shade.
She said "Darling, I promised you something back when
I intend to still honor that promise made then
You wanted a blow job, and this you will get
Here it comes, dear, I haven't fogotten you yet!"
She blew all of his ashes into the still air
Then she brushed out the ones that fell into her hair
She decided to go on a huge shopping spree
said "This insurance he left will be spent just on me!"