Off the cost of Cuba, there's an uncharted island,
or the 8th continent, which consists of three small countries: Doopia, Mgleckinesia and Gilgameshia.
All three of these countries have what a U.S. state would have: Big cities, small towns and a capital.
Now, Doopia has some major cities, such as DoopDoop, New Doopton and the capital, Doopville.
In Mgleckinesia, you have Oohdorkbopton, Ooloogadadaville, and th capital is Boonkyjonkjonk.
Now, the Gilgameshian alphabet is not on the keyboard, so I can't tell you
the names of the cities or capital of Gilgameshia.
Doopia and Mgleckanesia are very much alike, they have the same country fruit (the Muahdtoo berry), and they're language is simliar, except Mgleckanesian sounds a bit more muddled to Americans.
In some ways, Doopia is like the United States, they have a 'Doopian Britney Spears', she's a Doopian singer, her name is Umtigabumdie. And they have a famous guitar player, Wabadagwaywie.
And if you ever went to Mgleckinesia, you would most likely find yourself sitting in the Boonky Cafe in Boonkyjonkjonk, sipping a Muahdtoo-Berry Smoothie listening to the Mgleck. band, FookooNopo playing their latest hit, "Tookoo Muahdtoo."
All three of these countries are a wonderful vacation spot, tourist attraction, or a great place to live.
And as the great Doopian proffessor, Snick Von Goop-Gope once said, "Mah-tooky punk poonk foof foof."