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    dots Submission Name: Guardian Angledots
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    Author: Drizzt
    ASL Info:    18/M/CA
    Elite Ratio:    4.25 - 141/154/32
    Words: 72
    Class/Type: Poetry/Comedy
    Total Views: 315
    Average Vote:    3.0000
    Bytes: 475



    Description:
       Before you read this, theres a small story to go with it. My friend wrote a poem called "Guardian Angel" but because of his poor spelling even when he ran it through a spell checker the word came out as Guardian Angle. That was about a year ago and ever since we've been saying that it should be an actual poem about math, and I was the one who finally broke down and wrote it. Hope you enjoy!
    -drizzt

    P.S.
    Math humour can only get so good so if you dont get it, oh well ;)


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    dotsGuardian Angledots
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    As I ride the waves of a sine-cosine graph,
    Then spiral out on to a tangent line,
    And skip the asymptote to fall into a hole,
    I'll feel that this discontinuity is removable,
    But only when X=2.

    Then I'll go home and hug my door,
    Kiss the cement blocks I stand on,
    Grab a protractor and framing square,
    And reaffirm that you'll always be there,
    With ninety degrees,
    My Guardian Angle.




    Submitted on 2005-09-21 16:57:02     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      Lol, this made me squeal with mischevious glee, because I hate mathematical terms, which get worse as you get older. Sure it's odd, like fadingperson said, but I get it, and I like odd poetry.
    "Grab a protractor and a framing square,
    and reaffirm that you'll always be there
    within ninety degrees,
    my Guardian angle"

    Ever read Gordon Korman? This sounds alot like his characteristic sarcastic humor.
    | Posted on 2005-09-23 00:00:00 | by Jeniffer | [ Reply to This ]
      Well, I think it's cute. As I clicked on the title in the new posts and was waiting for it to come up I was thinking, "Oh man, I'm going to have to blast him for misspelling angel!" And then this! Great! I liked the whole thing - but only when x=2! Good job. mae
    | Posted on 2005-09-21 00:00:00 | by mae | [ Reply to This ]
      Well, this is like nothing that i have ever seen before, I'm going to have to say that i hate math but i do understand what you are talking about, you know i really don't know what to say, this poem just seems out of place to me, very odd.

    ~liz~
    | Posted on 2005-09-21 00:00:00 | by Fadingperson | [ Reply to This ]



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