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    dots Submission Name: Doggy Style Kinddots

    Author: BenCollier
    Elite Ratio:    3.72 - 425/386/88
    Words: 134
    Class/Type: Lyrics/Comedy
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       A country song beginning? This was written in college with some friends one night highly influenced by alcohol. I even recorded this with some buddies and guitars.

    Hope it gives you a chuckle. We laughed like hell doing it.

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    dotsDoggy Style Kinddots

    I didn't think you'd let me play with your behind
    But I guess you're the doggy style kind
    Did you think that you're smart
    To let fly a fart
    When I got my dick in your behind

    When I'm there on the bed with you
    It's time to get your sister too
    We'll have a gang bang
    And we'll bring in all the gang
    And we'll screw and screw and screw

    When I'm ready for seconds with you
    You already know what I'm gonna do
    And then even yet
    When we get the sheets all wet
    I wanna stick it in your hoo-ha again

    Towards the end of the night
    I'm gonna have a turrable fright
    I forgot my rubber
    And in walks your mudder
    And she wants to fight.

    Submitted on 2005-09-27 13:57:44     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      lmfao............................................*still laughing****
    ok im good.
    wow. i hate to think of what kinda event inspired that creation...
    mmmmph .....
    | Posted on 2007-02-05 00:00:00 | by XmaryjaneX | [ Reply to This ]
      i love this... its about real life when you are drunk as hell and just wanna screw - damn i love those nights...
    anyways this poem is fantastic and going in my favorites... i love it...
    thanks for writing and pissing people off with the things you write... love it
    PEACE and LOVE, greg
    | Posted on 2005-12-09 00:00:00 | by geherald | [ Reply to This ]
      Ooooh! My my my! This kinda poem could make me blush! haha! I gotta tell you, this made me fu cking laugh! hee hee! And smile too! Geez, and damn and hahaha! I dont know how to give you a serious comment on this cause this is just too damn rich!I had a lot of fun reading this one. Very raw and I commend you for posting this. My hats off to you! haha This was lots of fun to read, and to make me blush, it must be the real deal and holy sh it this is it. haha! *blush*
    Amazing what a few cocktails will do huh? hahahahahhaaaa! Thanks for the smiles. Take care!

    | Posted on 2005-11-14 00:00:00 | by lmz | [ Reply to This ]
      i'm sorry, but that is not poetry!
    poetry is not about that crap, and neither is eliteskills.com...if you think it's funny, fine. but i will stick to REAL poetry, if you don't mind, ben.
    maybe you have potential, but this isn't bringing it out! And that is my opinion.

    | Posted on 2005-11-06 00:00:00 | by Avril54 | [ Reply to This ]
      That is so horrible and disgusting and degrating and I absolutely love it! Funniest [censored] I've read all night. you ought to check out a poem called virgin. it's in my favs.

    | Posted on 2005-10-17 00:00:00 | by disposablesoul | [ Reply to This ]
      Bad Boy! This sounds like a Hank Williams @ 3 a.m. after way too much wild turkey! Tif's comment adds some interesting visuals. 8^)
    Let's cum up with more scatalogical kuntry songs & take a picnic to the redneck olympics in Dublin this spring. We'll take a git-tar & my accordian & Sean's tuba for good measure & BLOW THEIR MINDS! Maybe get some free deer jerky for tips! Sound good, you naughty wolf?
    | Posted on 2005-09-28 00:00:00 | by CleoCollier | [ Reply to This ]
      I feel like I just got hit from behind! MUWAHAHAHAHA Don't you love it when your Muse gets toasted and freaky!
    This sounds like a good bachelor party game - you could have your limerick, a woman bent over poster with her hoha and a paper wing ding to pin on ~ Doggy Style Pin the Tail on the Donkey (or beaver...kinda.
    This made me laugh and being on Darvocet/Vicodin hasn't hurt either! he he he
    Love,Peace,Joy! tif ;)
    | Posted on 2005-09-27 00:00:00 | by Epiphany | [ Reply to This ]

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