This is pretty cute. I wish I were so lucky to have never had sneaky pants, but I have. I have a pair now that make my booty look good, but that's the only good thing about them. It's like a tradeoff of ugly pants or having a good butt day. They stand out from my tummy at the front and want to roll down. It beats those that go up your butt though. Seriously, I must have a weird body or something because pants are so hard to find that fit me properly. I've literally bought one pair of jeans in my life that I didn't have to alter in some way. Good job, Amy
Hahaha ah oh my god, that last line is definately the clincher haha oh my cheeks hurt. Now i've never had a "sneaky pants" like that you know so I cant really relate but how you describe it made it possible for me to put myself in your shoes or pants (that's weird they fit me just fine haha just kidding) so i have to say very good write.