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    dots Submission Name: Here, Hold My Beer...dots
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    Author: hybridmagnolia
    ASL Info:    19/male
    Elite Ratio:    3.44 - 198/273/75
    Words: 518
    Class/Type: Deep Thought/Comedy
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       I'm going to try to do this on a weekly basis. I'm going to give the history to various pastimes that Americans love... only, I'm going to give the real history behind. Almost everything that we as Americans love to do started out with a simple request: "Here, hold my beer."
    For the first one, I'll be telling you the history of Skeleton.


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    For those of you that don't watch/care about winter sports, Skeleton is basically a one man bobsled, except the rider goes headfirst down the hill somewhere around 80mph. How did this insane sport come to be? Who was crazy enough to do this first? Well, the guy may have been crazy, but historians and sports enthusiasts alike know that either way, he was drunk. Here's how it happened:
    Around the turn of the 20th Century, the Nobel prize was quickly picking up steam as one of the most prestigious awards man can achieve. After winning the nobel prize in science, the receipient and a few of his friends decided to hit a local bar for a few pints. Believe it or not, scientists love thier beer. Needless to say, they got drunk. Real drunk. So drunk, in fact, that they decided to test their own theories on physics. One man claimed that it is impossible for a man to sled faster than 25mph. Everyone else believed that he was wrong, and were willing to prove him so. So they ordered another round and headed up the tallest hill they could find. Now, being that they were in Norway, tall ice-covered hills are not to rare. They took with them three boxes, one for each run they were going to do. When they got up to the top of the hill, the first man turned to the others and said "I think I'll go first, since I am the only one here with a watch." So he did, and, despite rolling down half of the way, he managed to do fine. The second guy turned to the third and said "here, hold my beer." Not much is known about his run except that he died a gruesome death. The guy at the bottom, when questioned, said he was too busy vomitting to take note. The guy at the top was too busy drinking two beers at once.
    So why the name "Skeleton?" Well, when the body of the second man was found, most of his flesh had been peeled off. Authorities noted that he was still holding on to part of the box, and could only assume that he really was intent on breaking that 25mph speed limit. No one knows how fast he was going for certain, but the people of Norway really didn't care. They thought it was so incredible that someone was able to go fast enough to peel their own flesh down to the bone. Needless to same, the stunt build up much popularity.
    Considering how dangerous of a sport this is, it's no wonder that the Olympic committee rejected to included for so long. Now that it is an official Olympic sport, however, it is quickly gaining worldwide attention. Tens of thousands of athletes have gone pro in this sport, with several thousands more training each year. Unfortunately, they've taken all the beer out of it.
    We're all guilty of trying something stupid or dangerous at least once in our lives, but please, leave Skeleton to the professionals and don't try this at home.




    Submitted on 2005-10-11 19:42:12     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      HA! thats great. Thanks for the cheer up, just a few mistakes here or there:

    "are not to rare" That should be a double o

    "... willing to prove him so. So they ordered another round... " I dont think you should have those two "so"s right next to each other... maybe just me.

    But anyways this was my favorite part, and how sad is it that i get my jollies from a dead guy. it was still funny, none the less.
    "Not much is known about his run except that he died a gruesome death. The guy at the bottom, when questioned, said he was too busy vomitting to take note. The guy at the top was too busy drinking two beers at once."

    nice story
    steph
    | Posted on 2005-10-21 00:00:00 | by playcrackthesky | [ Reply to This ]
      First of all... on a general basis.. it was very nice... a good write indeed with a great comedic theme behind it... and its probably really true too... everyone does crazy things when they're drunk... :) I can think of a few... interesting stories from my own personal expirience Lol... anyways... the only thing wrong was a couple of grammatical errors...
    -Alli
    | Posted on 2005-10-12 00:00:00 | by Childoutspoken | [ Reply to This ]
      Not bad. Pretty good actualy. The only discrepencies I seen were some of your word choices, but all in all great write. I will try to keep up with your series, it sounds interesting. Keep up the good work.

    Blue
    | Posted on 2005-10-12 00:00:00 | by aclu4blu | [ Reply to This ]
      Hey, great little story, and a great idea to make a series out of it, especially if you keep 'em light-hearted like this one.

    My only advice would be to break it up a bit to make it easier on the reader's eyes. In a block like it is, it's harder to read, and frankly, would turn a lot of readers away.

    Great job

    Be Happy

    Graeme
    | Posted on 2005-10-11 00:00:00 | by wewak11 | [ Reply to This ]


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