Where the heck are my jellybeans,
did I leave 'em in my pants?
Or are they out in the back yard
under a pile of ants,
Did momma take them 'fore dinner
so I wouldn't get too full,
Or did some stranger steal 'em
thinkin' they was jewels.
I promise I won't hurt you if ya
just give'em back to me,
Bring me back them beans of jelly,
they don't grow on trees.