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    dots Submission Name: Constipationdots

    Author: heavy knowledge
    ASL Info:    15/m/slidell, L.a.(N.O.)
    Elite Ratio:    2.72 - 106/156/34
    Words: 234
    Class/Type: Lyrics/Comedy
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       fuck constibation

    Make the font bigger!! Double Spacing Back to recent posts.


    I sit on this seat broken-hearted
    Because i came to shit, but just farted
    I ate mexicane so i should come out
    But now with my ass im having a bout
    I sqeeze it hard like lemons and my face becomes blue
    Fuck constipation and im not playin like a draddle and a jew
    So i sit here and wait while time past
    As my shit has a constipation party in my ass
    Looks at my watch and it hits 15 past 10
    This is the thrid time this month and im here again
    Thinking how i can get my shit to leave
    So then i call up my good buddy steve
    He picks up "hello", "dawg im sittin on the thrown"
    He laughs tell me "take exlax" then hangsup the phone
    I take a sip then i down the whole bottle
    I sit down and hold on to the sides like a pilote and a throttle
    I flows out like a coke slushy out of a slushy machine
    And its soft like left-out-to-long ice cream
    I dont even take a wad i just take the whole roll
    And i take the excess shit like the votes took from bob dole
    Wipe the sweat away like the doc at the operation table
    HaHa i was just jokin people this was just a fable
    But still constibation
    Is a constant aggravation
    Fuck constibation ~1~

    Submitted on 2005-10-20 12:30:17     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    Spelling and grammar errors galore, but that's nothing you haven't heard yet.

    Seriously twisted. Seriously funny. Sick... but funny. :D Keep it up kiddo. You got something here!
    | Posted on 2006-01-15 00:00:00 | by disturbed420 | [ Reply to This ]
      *shakes head*

    Boy oh boy oh boy...

    I am seriously laughing my motha fckin azz off over here!

    Dam dude! Why you gotta go and put a girl in stitches like that!? An emcee rappin about consti...[censored]n...pation...LMFAO!


    Now...do your thang...do your thang...do your thang...


    Much love,

    Li Li
    Female MC Divine
    | Posted on 2005-12-27 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]
      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah ha!
    stupid, but funny
    spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes, who cares, but gosh! gross funny!
    is your @$$ finished with the constipation prty?
    | Posted on 2005-11-01 00:00:00 | by Avril54 | [ Reply to This ]
      WTF. What in the hell were you doin when you wrote this... you know what I dont even want to know. It did make me laugh though. That was stupid.

    peace,love, and weed
    | Posted on 2005-10-29 00:00:00 | by Drea | [ Reply to This ]
      damn chaz. this [censored] is stupid random. i can't believe u posted this. it's funny though. i bet this really happened huh? u can tell me
    | Posted on 2005-10-28 00:00:00 | by young p | [ Reply to This ]
      ummmmm...lol i think! was made as a parody to another song? because if so, then you could post it on amiright.com a whole site full of parodys. (spelling?) w/evr. Im out!


    | Posted on 2005-10-25 00:00:00 | by xmangaXfreakx | [ Reply to This ]
      wdf? where the fUck did this come from. lol it was funny. nice rhymes. keep it up...and keep the crap in the toilet. l8r babes-

    | Posted on 2005-10-20 00:00:00 | by Suicidalchild51 | [ Reply to This ]
      Well I was looking for something different to read and found it lol... Yes I too notices some spelling errors and names with no caps... What can I say it was surely something I would not have thought to write about... Thanks for sharing such a personal expierence.. lol .. Desi
    | Posted on 2005-10-20 00:00:00 | by Desi | [ Reply to This ]
      Classic. You really did put yourself headlong into the situation before you could come up with something as characteristic and common as constipation, and then make a whole new and vibrant(maybe a tad too much!) poem out of it.
    | Posted on 2005-10-20 00:00:00 | by innuendo | [ Reply to This ]
      u dumb [censored]! hah this was hillarious though. ur typing is horrible. even i have to wince at all ur spelling errors. i liked the dradle and jew line though that [censored] was funny. don't forget about back home homie. all i need is ur verse now. i gotta hook. it seems like akaila enjoyed ur little joke.
    | Posted on 2005-10-20 00:00:00 | by unknown soldier | [ Reply to This ]
      this was very fuuny i dont think there is a peson alive that hasnt sat on the throne of constipation
    very funny just as bad as the opposite diareaha
    | Posted on 2005-10-20 00:00:00 | by sandman | [ Reply to This ]
      this is hilarious! at first i though u were seriously constapated and i was like iight im sry but i dont need to noe all that! good job!
    ~akaila evonne~
    | Posted on 2005-10-20 00:00:00 | by iluvpoetry_1 | [ Reply to This ]

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