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    dots Submission Name: *************Y55UP************dots

    Author: LameMansTerms
    ASL Info:    36/M/Hermosa Beach, Ca
    Elite Ratio:    4.31 - 713/1012/165
    Words: 131
    Class/Type: Poetry/
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       this is what happens when you have to much time with your hands---this is NOT about anything that has to do with why or how or what makes one get a sex change--just a poke at men and their one track and womens dominatcy over them--for they hold the weapon-men are powerless!

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    When I lay nude
    that little spot
    that used to protrude
    now it does not.
    I love it,
    so I touch myself a lot.
    It makes them beg.
    They want what’s between my legs.
    How could I have gotten by,
    deprived like every other guy.
    Buying mags and videos,
    just to see them take off their clothes.
    Then like a madman
    choking the purple headed yogurt slinger.
    Now I just lay back
    and calmly insert my finger.
    Till the ultimate climax,
    and no hairy ball sacs!
    Just a sweet tight hole,
    all the way to my soul
    My outie is now an innie.
    Now that I'm not me,
    I want to do it like only a woman can,
    it doesn't matter who or what I am.


    Submitted on 2005-10-29 06:18:11     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      I liked the last line the most..."it doesn't matter who or what I am" because it's the honest to god truth. I know that it's totally not even related to what your write was even about...but it's been a hard time for me lately, and I just really needed to see that right now. Thanks for reminding me of that.
    | Posted on 2005-12-04 00:00:00 | by shmuzzelle | [ Reply to This ]
      Um well then im a girl/woman and belive me its not all that great. Any way i really liked it its a bit disterbing but hey wat isnt you got to have an open mind to every thing dont ya ok then well ba bye

    that girl
    | Posted on 2005-12-02 00:00:00 | by sweet sorenity | [ Reply to This ]
      holy [censored] dude...
    yeah, i mean... they do hold the reins. i'm not sure what category this falls into... it's disgusting, but not offensive to anyone cause of the song-song rhyme scheme (and cause well... the narrator just isn't portrayed as real)... hilarious, but not without a point... perfect satire.

    but i'm scared to add it to my favorites list... lol. nice one.
    | Posted on 2005-11-27 00:00:00 | by lukewarm | [ Reply to This ]
      OH MY GOODNESS...I'm not even sure what to say about this. Probably no one else could get away with it, but what the heck man you're the master still. Anyway, it was good for a chuckle and thats what I needed. Oh, and woman power!
    | Posted on 2005-11-18 00:00:00 | by deepinthought | [ Reply to This ]
      OKAY THEN! You and your imagination...well I hope it's all imagination...hope hope hope!

    An outy that is now an inny...can you do that? Can I see? LMFAO!


    This is hilarious. Morbid...but hilarious.

    You can really express the most disturbing things...but leave me with a smile.


    Li Li
    | Posted on 2005-11-14 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]
      Holy [censored] this is disgusting! You freak!
    It was a good write.. I think you achieved what is seems you set out to do. Disgust people. Still though, I was never one to dislike a good poem even if it is about unmentionable things such as this. Good job

    *geting sick*

    - Sethesin
    | Posted on 2005-11-02 00:00:00 | by Sethesin | [ Reply to This ]
    This so reminds me of a conversation that Chell and I have had about how it would be cool if we could be guys..just for about a week to see what it was like. Knowing me tho, I'd probably flog the bishop every day, or end up in alot of pain from sitting wrong all the time! lol
    Great write, LT, a piece that definitely shows the uniqueness that is you.
    Traci :)
    | Posted on 2005-11-01 00:00:00 | by onetruesmartass | [ Reply to This ]
      Oh My Fu'cking Go.d!!!!! We need to get you a job, a hobby, a girlfriend- SOMETHING to keep your hands away from too much time!

    Now that I've picked myself up off the floor...

    I love your writes. They aways make me think, smile, laugh, get mad, somthing. And then you have to suffer through my comment/rant about what you've written.

    So, since I've already babbled too much, I'm gonna just tip my hat, lock my bedroom door, light a couple candles, and... wonder what it sould be like to have a purple headed yogurt slinger!

    Awesome piece!
    | Posted on 2005-10-31 00:00:00 | by Chell | [ Reply to This ]
      You sick fu.ck hahaha. Yea, I'm a sick fu.ck too so that's why I decided to comment hahaha.

    Yea, I sometimes think it would be cool to be a woman for a day... just so I could play with myself all day hahahah. Yea I know that's sick but hey, you started it my man.

    I don't know where this comment is going. I better shut up before I get into even more trouble.

    You sick dog. Wanna join my club?

    | Posted on 2005-10-31 00:00:00 | by alteredlife | [ Reply to This ]
      Oh my, do men really think that it would be better to be a woman? Maybe women would ant more sex if the man could make it last longer than a minute.

    This was another LT original, very, very funny man.

    | Posted on 2005-10-31 00:00:00 | by lenotoire | [ Reply to This ]
      Mate mate mate...I think you've got mote than time on yourhands...lol

    Sheeeit, this was good, like most of your stuff, totally unique and off the wall, and made me actually consider for a poofteenth of a nanosecond what it would be like to have one.

    Then I slapped myself around, opened another beer, kicked the f*cken dog, and had a spit.

    Top stuff

    be Happy

    | Posted on 2005-10-29 00:00:00 | by wewak11 | [ Reply to This ]
      oh my goodness... wow, this is hilarious! i've always had my male friends tell me that i've got it easy cuz i'm a female, but i don't think any of them would ever consider wielding that same kind of power! i've always felt kind of bad for guys though, because when they've got in their minds, it shows, but with women, we can hide it cuz there's nothing sticking out at you like "come here b!tch!" sorry, don't mind me. anyway, very... um, unique write (for lack of better of word). great job. ...bb...

    | Posted on 2005-10-29 00:00:00 | by Phoenix2004 | [ Reply to This ]
      ha ha LT another great one to your library. and what a great power it is huh? beats any worm/black hole in astrophysics, even thoughts can't escape. very funny ha ha nice description up there kept me from bumping my little head steamy and thought provoking yet not four lettered at all, done with tact. great job LT,

    | Posted on 2005-10-29 00:00:00 | by inspirit999 | [ Reply to This ]
      Ummm...hee hee! OMG is this a fu cked up poem! This is too friggin funny! I read the description and wondered why you would write such a bizarre description and then I read this poem and it became quite clear! haha! If you didnt have this description I would have assumed this was about a man who wants to be a woman or who had a sex change. That is really how it reads! I agree that you definitely have too much time on your hands hahahahaThis really made me laugh. And speaking as a woman, I am so glad I dont have all that friggin business down there. All hanging out there in the way and no control over its function. hahahaha! One good thing about being a woman is that when woman are stimulated, it isnt obvious to everyone like you poor guys! hee hee!Nice and tidy little package is very nice, no bulging, no surprise awakenings, no embarrasing moments! But we have to have some benefit with all we have to go through! haha!Oh, I am having lots of fun with this write of yours! "My outie is now an innie" hahahaha! Hey, thanks so much for the laugh this morning! Geez! Take care!

    | Posted on 2005-10-29 00:00:00 | by lmz | [ Reply to This ]
      you changed it...not much, but it now has a slightly different meaning-the ending atleast. not sure which version I like better, but i know i like the tone you took here. it's very 'I know what boys like, i know what boys want!' mixed with 'when I think of you, I touch myself.' lol

    this guy has finally gotten a taste of the power we live with every day!muwahahaha! ^_^ hmm, hopefully it isn't too much for him to handle-don't want him to waste way in his bed playing with his new-found self. lol
    | Posted on 2005-10-29 00:00:00 | by I_Bleed_Ink | [ Reply to This ]
      Well this is funny.

    The write was off the wall and I have to admit my imagination did wander a bit. HE HE
    I would be hesitant to linger on this but that is because it is beyond my imagination.

    Anyways, this a funny and somewhat a thinking write and I actually like it allot.

    Nice write

    Respect and Admiration

    Wisdom Seeker
    | Posted on 2005-10-30 00:00:00 | by Wisdom Seeker | [ Reply to This ]

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