I,m going down into the woods
To visit Betty Cranker.
She always cooks just what I need.
Brought a few bucks to thank her.
I had a cold the other day,
Or so I told the man.
Bought all the Pseudophed they had
Then took the loot and ran.
Next I went to the grocery store
To see about a light.
Bought fifty boxes of matches -
All they had in sight.
I'll thake these gifts to Betty,
And she'll make my favorite high.
Then we'll have a party -
Our nerves will really fly.
Don't need no food, don't need no drink,
No friends or family.
I just need Betty Cranker,
And what she cooks for me.