Description: this is a bit mean but whatever lifes a bitch and this might make you think i am too but you dont know me and even if you did you might still think i was a bitch but a long as youre not the chick who gives me her jello every day i dont care. and if you are PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE still give me the jello.
i would but i cant -------------------------------------------
id write you a love letter but im out of stamps
and ps i dont love you
id call you and tell you how i feel
but i dont have a quarter
but ill leave you a message if i decide i feel like it
i would write an email to say im sorry
but i forgot my password
fwd: lack of apology
forget the convenient ways of communicating
ill tell you to your face
i forgot the cliché
im sorry can we be friends
so i submitted the
i never want to see you again
and im not sorry
I added this to my favourites a forever ago and I'm rereading it and I still love it and I'm thinking about sending it to my recent ex, lol. I love it. Keep Writing -Caribou-
"id write you a love letter but im out of stamps and ps i dont love you"
I would love to tell that to someone...Hell [censored] yes! You're not a [censored], just fed up with the [censored] world and the [censored]es in it. This was brilliant, i woulnd't change a word...i love this piece so much because this is exactly how i feel about someone...simply brilliant...
lol, I loved this, like really loved it. Like favourite loved it. lol. Okay, getting past the love, because that's what this poem lacked - but in the best way possible. This is one of the greatest pieces I've read in a while and I don't know if you intended the humour - esp since you labeled the poem as *serious* - but it gave me a giggle. Although I didn't understand how you could leave them a message if you weren't even going to call them to begin with...but it's all jello. That reminds me, I'm not *The* jello chick, but I'm more then happy to share cause I don't really like jello, but I like to make it sometimes...
hehe lol yay for [censored]yness. This was awesome...sorry maybe I'm not meant to take it like this but this is [censored] hillarious! rofl. I loved the concept here...the excuses were ammusing too...my favorite stanza would have to be "I'd write an email to say I'm sorry/but I forgot my password/ fwd:lack of apology"This whole thing was brilliant...o and I"m not the jello girl but the jello is all gone...there's no more on earthO.o so you're screwed lol anyways good write.
Submission Name: i would but i cant
lol anyways good write.