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Hello Mr A, There seems to be a problem in my home. You see I keep getting calls off these big scary people on giant blck horses. They tell me they 'know what i did last summer' (which is surprising as I've kept my b/friend Sam a secret for a long time now). They also call round rambling on bout some wizard call Gangly and a ring or something. Anyway, I've heard that you're a trader and I was wandering if I could swap my ring (which glows cutiely when it's hot) for a sword or, even better, psychologic help. I'd weely weely appweciate it if you could get these scarwy people off my back.You see, I'm only small and they're huwting me! So if you're willing to help me, my details are on the bottom. I was also loking for someone to replace Sam because he's being mean. Are you interested? PWEASE call me! Yours (I wish!) truly Frodo baggins Ring, Please ring, on 07349 43110 Postcode: L0VU 1DZ |
gotta love LOTR! if only giving the ring away could have saved those crazy hobbits all that trouble... yeah but then thats life, right? anyways, i loved it... ive been a LOTR fan since i was 8 and read the books for the first time, back in like '91 way before those freaking movies... this peice brings back all those fond memories of me trying to write alternate stories for the Fellowship to undertake... oh, one more thing... HOBBITS kick ASS PEACE and LOVE, greg | Posted on 2005-12-02 00:00:00 | by geherald | [ Reply to This ] | |