why do you park in the DRIVEway and drive in the PARKway?
If the snow is up to your shins, why do they say 'foot deep'?
why can you say 'Happy Kwanza' and 'Happy Hanukah', but not 'Merry Christmas'?
why would people rather die than stop smoking?
why is the Pentagon shaped like a Pentagon?
why did Lincoln have a secratary named Kennedy and Kennedy had a secratary named Lincoln?
*Did you know that Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846, and Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946, exactly 100 years later?
And Lincoln was elected president in 1860, and Kennedy in 1960, also 100 years later. Lincoln's assassin, John Wilks Booth, was born in 1839, and Lee Harvey Oswald was born 100 years later as well. Their succesors were both named Johnson. Lincoln's succesor was born in 1808, and Kennedy's succesor was born in 1908.
Both were shot shot in the head on a Friday, both in the presence of their wives.*
*I credit this information to the book 'The Biggest Secret' by David Icke. |