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    dots Submission Name: Fender Benderdots
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    Author: Avril54
    Elite Ratio:    3.44 - 163/206/34
    Words: 24
    Class/Type: Cheesy Joke/Comedy
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    Description:
       true story, dumb joke, even dumber title.


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    dotsFender Benderdots
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    I saw a car a few nights ago with a big dent in the back of it. And to think it was a Dodge.




    Submitted on 2005-12-07 21:12:56     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      ha ha ha
    That is funny, if not absoloutley terrible, but because it's a true story (yes?) it's funnier. I think.


    blue

    P.S. I suck at commenting. sorry.
    | Posted on 2006-02-28 00:00:00 | by blue_65 | [ Reply to This ]
      okay that was a horrible joke...funny..kinda but in those so dumb it was funny kinda ways..


    okay here's one for you...


    what do you call boogers on a wall????
    | Posted on 2006-02-10 00:00:00 | by Brownsdelight | [ Reply to This ]
      Where do yo come up with this stuff. Haha this is very funny, guess you should choose your names wisely, instead of calling it a dodge call it a bullseye or something (ok not as funny but i try).

    Smiles,
    Jermaine.
    | Posted on 2005-12-19 00:00:00 | by Flowerinbloom | [ Reply to This ]
      Wow...here's another one!
    You are too funny and the stuff that Mike cooks up on your comments are funny too! I'm laughing pretty good with this and believe me, right now I REALLY need to do that!

    Candi
    | Posted on 2005-12-13 00:00:00 | by dreamweaver | [ Reply to This ]
      wow...yeah this was a bit cheezy. this reminded me of that commercial when the two guys were playing football and one of em ran into the parked car. that [censored] was so funny...damn i'm random
    | Posted on 2005-12-11 00:00:00 | by unknown soldier | [ Reply to This ]
      ok lets see if i can play this one...

    I saw visitors from another country in a Taurus.

    I saw a thermometer drive once in a Mercury.

    the engine really purrrs on that Jaguar.

    I saw folks from the world summit drive in an accord.

    if God chose a car would it be an infinity?

    aliens would love the ford probe.

    atheists? Mitsubishi evolution

    i wont go, Yugo (ok thats just plain stupid!)

    i saw a Quaker drive a Plymouth till he hit a giant rock and flew headfirst into a fruited plain.



    speaking of vehicles why dont they have names like:

    Dodge coroner, Mercury rising, Mitsubishi sushi, Harley pardon?, geo nomo, Kawasaki drinkee, and mercury frankincense

    damn how can i forget? isuzu san diego, astro physics, gmc squared
    | Posted on 2005-12-07 00:00:00 | by inspirit999 | [ Reply to This ]
      ok, a dige that never dodged a car lol I got it lol peace and this is a true story

    I saw a drunk claiming to never had drank lol
    peace
    | Posted on 2005-12-09 00:00:00 | by dudethis | [ Reply to This ]


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