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Submission Name: Fender Bender dots

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Author:	Avril54
Elite Ratio:	3.44 - 163/206/34
Words:	24

Class/Type:	Cheesy Joke/Comedy
Total Views:	383
Average Vote:	No vote yet.
Bytes:	92

Description:
true story, dumb joke, even dumber title.

Fender Bender dots

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I saw a car a few nights ago with a big dent in the back of it. And to think it was a Dodge.

Submitted on 2005-12-07 21:12:56 Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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2: I dunno...
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4: Pretty cool
5: Wow!

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  ha ha ha
That is funny, if not absoloutley terrible, but because it's a true story (yes?) it's funnier. I think.

blue

P.S. I suck at commenting. sorry.
| Posted on 2006-02-28 00:00:00 | by blue_65 | [ Reply to This ]
  okay that was a horrible joke...funny..kinda but in those so dumb it was funny kinda ways..

okay here's one for you...

what do you call boogers on a wall????
| Posted on 2006-02-10 00:00:00 | by Brownsdelight | [ Reply to This ]
  Where do yo come up with this stuff. Haha this is very funny, guess you should choose your names wisely, instead of calling it a dodge call it a bullseye or something (ok not as funny but i try).

Smiles,
Jermaine.
| Posted on 2005-12-19 00:00:00 | by Flowerinbloom | [ Reply to This ]
  Wow...here's another one!
You are too funny and the stuff that Mike cooks up on your comments are funny too! I'm laughing pretty good with this and believe me, right now I REALLY need to do that!

Candi
| Posted on 2005-12-13 00:00:00 | by dreamweaver | [ Reply to This ]
  wow...yeah this was a bit cheezy. this reminded me of that commercial when the two guys were playing football and one of em ran into the parked car. that [censored] was so funny...damn i'm random
| Posted on 2005-12-11 00:00:00 | by unknown soldier | [ Reply to This ]
  ok lets see if i can play this one...

I saw visitors from another country in a Taurus.

I saw a thermometer drive once in a Mercury.

the engine really purrrs on that Jaguar.

I saw folks from the world summit drive in an accord.

if God chose a car would it be an infinity?

aliens would love the ford probe.

atheists? Mitsubishi evolution

i wont go, Yugo (ok thats just plain stupid!)

i saw a Quaker drive a Plymouth till he hit a giant rock and flew headfirst into a fruited plain.

speaking of vehicles why don’t they have names like:

Dodge coroner, Mercury rising, Mitsubishi sushi, Harley pardon?, geo nomo, Kawasaki drinkee, and mercury frankincense

damn how can i forget? isuzu san diego, astro physics, gmc squared
| Posted on 2005-12-07 00:00:00 | by inspirit999 | [ Reply to This ]
  ok, a dige that never dodged a car lol I got it lol peace and this is a true story

I saw a drunk claiming to never had drank lol
peace
| Posted on 2005-12-09 00:00:00 | by dudethis | [ Reply to This ]

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