There are many cumbersome ways to fuck god over. The first way is to covet thy neighbor’s wife. All you need is romantic music, dinner by candlelight, and a faithless wife who has a lot of time on her hands.
Or if you’re the artsy kind of person you can always make a flashy fireworks display out of a church. All you need is a couple of tanks of gasoline, one holy structure and a match, the sacrificial offering are optional
If you really want to piss God off, you could try worshipping Satan for a change. All you need is a hood and cloak, a spiral staircase, a devil to worship, and gibberish chanting
Of course you can always take the less "manly" way out and get a permanent loan from the bank. All you need is a loaded gun, a ski mask, a gorgeous blond hostage, and a getaway car. A few condoms can always come in handy if you decide you want to fuck the hostage afterwards (which would redeem your poor choice of sinning)
These are just, as I began many cumbersome ways to Fuck God over. Any quicker and you’ll just have to jump of a cliff