There are many cumbersome ways to fuck god over. The first way is to covet thy neighbor’s wife. All you need is romantic music, dinner by candlelight, and a faithless wife who has a lot of time on her hands.
Or if you’re the artsy kind of person you can always make a flashy fireworks display out of a church. All you need is a couple of tanks of gasoline, one holy structure and a match, the sacrificial offering are optional
If you really want to piss God off, you could try worshipping Satan for a change. All you need is a hood and cloak, a spiral staircase, a devil to worship, and gibberish chanting
Of course you can always take the less "manly" way out and get a permanent loan from the bank. All you need is a loaded gun, a ski mask, a gorgeous blond hostage, and a getaway car. A few condoms can always come in handy if you decide you want to fuck the hostage afterwards (which would redeem your poor choice of sinning)
These are just, as I began many cumbersome ways to Fuck God over. Any quicker and you’ll just have to jump of a cliff
| The good aspect of offending your teacher to this level is it will be much harder to shock her in the future.||| Posted on 2006-01-05 00:00:00 | by scienceyear | [ Reply to This ] || hahaha... wow. I liked this although you left out soo many other ways to [censored] god over... but okay w/e your joke. |
|| Posted on 2005-12-15 00:00:00 | by Drea | [ Reply to This ] || hmm i should be offended but it is slightly funny, and as friends to many sarcastic sons of [censored]es i have come to laught at things like this. haha see i laughed. my friend goes to catholica churches and writes things about god being best friends with santa on her desk.. shes been suspended several times.||| Posted on 2005-12-10 00:00:00 | by EEKS | [ Reply to This ] || dare i say hi, go to hell. tom "|
There are many cumbersome ways to [censored] god over. The first way is to covet thy neighbor’s wife. All you need is romantic music, dinner by candlelight, and a faithless wife who has a lot of time on her hands."
|| Posted on 2005-12-10 00:00:00 | by poetotoe | [ Reply to This ] |