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    dots Submission Name: Fucking God Overdots
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    Author: Darko
    Elite Ratio:    2.98 - 9/10/6
    Words: 209
    Class/Type: Joke/Satire
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       k lol, i just started writing this in my religion class because i was so bored... unfortunatly my teacher got a hold of it while i was writing, and yah you know what that means im outa skool for 2 weeks. I geuss I have a really extended xmas break for me lol. Anywyz i hope it doesnt offend anyone, meant to me saracastic


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    dotsFucking God Overdots
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    There are many cumbersome ways to fuck god over. The first way is to covet thy neighbor’s wife. All you need is romantic music, dinner by candlelight, and a faithless wife who has a lot of time on her hands.

    Or if you’re the artsy kind of person you can always make a flashy fireworks display out of a church. All you need is a couple of tanks of gasoline, one holy structure and a match, the sacrificial offering are optional

    If you really want to piss God off, you could try worshipping Satan for a change. All you need is a hood and cloak, a spiral staircase, a devil to worship, and gibberish chanting


    Of course you can always take the less "manly" way out and get a permanent loan from the bank. All you need is a loaded gun, a ski mask, a gorgeous blond hostage, and a getaway car. A few condoms can always come in handy if you decide you want to fuck the hostage afterwards (which would redeem your poor choice of sinning)


    These are just, as I began many cumbersome ways to Fuck God over. Any quicker and you’ll just have to jump of a cliff




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      The good aspect of offending your teacher to this level is it will be much harder to shock her in the future.
    | Posted on 2006-01-05 00:00:00 | by scienceyear | [ Reply to This ]
      hahaha... wow. I liked this although you left out soo many other ways to [censored] god over... but okay w/e your joke.

    Drea
    | Posted on 2005-12-15 00:00:00 | by Drea | [ Reply to This ]
      hmm i should be offended but it is slightly funny, and as friends to many sarcastic sons of [censored]es i have come to laught at things like this. haha see i laughed. my friend goes to catholica churches and writes things about god being best friends with santa on her desk.. shes been suspended several times.
    | Posted on 2005-12-10 00:00:00 | by EEKS | [ Reply to This ]
      dare i say hi, go to hell. tom "
    There are many cumbersome ways to [censored] god over. The first way is to covet thy neighbor’s wife. All you need is romantic music, dinner by candlelight, and a faithless wife who has a lot of time on her hands."
    | Posted on 2005-12-10 00:00:00 | by poetotoe | [ Reply to This ]


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