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Fucking God Over


Author: Darko
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k lol, i just started writing this in my religion class because i was so bored... unfortunatly my teacher got a hold of it while i was writing, and yah you know what that means im outa skool for 2 weeks. I geuss I have a really extended xmas break for me lol. Anywyz i hope it doesnt offend anyone, meant to me saracastic


Fucking God Over



There are many cumbersome ways to fuck god over. The first way is to covet thy neighbor’s wife. All you need is romantic music, dinner by candlelight, and a faithless wife who has a lot of time on her hands.

Or if you’re the artsy kind of person you can always make a flashy fireworks display out of a church. All you need is a couple of tanks of gasoline, one holy structure and a match, the sacrificial offering are optional

If you really want to piss God off, you could try worshipping Satan for a change. All you need is a hood and cloak, a spiral staircase, a devil to worship, and gibberish chanting


Of course you can always take the less "manly" way out and get a permanent loan from the bank. All you need is a loaded gun, a ski mask, a gorgeous blond hostage, and a getaway car. A few condoms can always come in handy if you decide you want to fuck the hostage afterwards (which would redeem your poor choice of sinning)


These are just, as I began many cumbersome ways to Fuck God over. Any quicker and you’ll just have to jump of a cliff




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  The good aspect of offending your teacher to this level is it will be much harder to shock her in the future.
| Posted on 2006-01-05 00:00:00 | by scienceyear | [ Reply to This ]
  hahaha... wow. I liked this although you left out soo many other ways to [censored] god over... but okay w/e your joke.

Drea
| Posted on 2005-12-15 00:00:00 | by Drea | [ Reply to This ]
  hmm i should be offended but it is slightly funny, and as friends to many sarcastic sons of [censored]es i have come to laught at things like this. haha see i laughed. my friend goes to catholica churches and writes things about god being best friends with santa on her desk.. shes been suspended several times.
| Posted on 2005-12-10 00:00:00 | by EEKS | [ Reply to This ]
  dare i say hi, go to hell. tom "
There are many cumbersome ways to [censored] god over. The first way is to covet thy neighbor’s wife. All you need is romantic music, dinner by candlelight, and a faithless wife who has a lot of time on her hands."
| Posted on 2005-12-10 00:00:00 | by poetotoe | [ Reply to This ]


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