Letters they come
from little girls and boys
and whatever a wewak is,
All hoping for their favorite toys.
Crazy kids
Only means it’s Christmas Time Again.
HaHaHa
That’s right no more
HoHoHo
Times are Changin….forward we all must go.
Besides I save that for my bitches.
Since the splitting of me and the Miss’s.
I also moved from the North Pole,
into a nudist colony where it is never cold.
They call me Big Nick!
And Big Nick has himself a plethera of chicks.
I’m a happenin swinging dude....
Keep laughing,
this year I’m delivering all the presents nude.
This year if ya try to get a glimpse of St. Nick
Well…
HaHaHa!
You’re gonna get an eye full of my big ole hairy
wig
Yes, I wear a wig, for the ladies ya know.
Times are Changin…forward we all must go.
Merry Xmas to all
sleep tight
cause you don't want
to get a glimpse of me
in the middle of the night
HoHoHo
for the old schoolers ya know..
lamemansterms
Submission Name: Big Ole St. Nick
This one certainly put a smile on my face! This is really well written and expressed and very entertaining indeed! We must ask Graeme what a wewak is too cause I wondered about that myself! haha! Big Nick huh? Perhaps they are referring to his belly? hee hee! I would run screaming if I ever saw santa naked I mean he has to be like 200 years old or something but good for him that he is so free with his body! haha! Where do you come up with stuff? How original this one is! I really had fun with this one. REALLY good stuff! Take care!
