Letters they come
from little girls and boys
and whatever a wewak is,
All hoping for their favorite toys.
Crazy kids
Only means it’s Christmas Time Again.
HaHaHa
That’s right no more
HoHoHo
Times are Changin….forward we all must go.
Besides I save that for my bitches.
Since the splitting of me and the Miss’s.
I also moved from the North Pole,
into a nudist colony where it is never cold.
They call me Big Nick!
And Big Nick has himself a plethera of chicks.
I’m a happenin swinging dude....
Keep laughing,
this year I’m delivering all the presents nude.
This year if ya try to get a glimpse of St. Nick
Well…
HaHaHa!
You’re gonna get an eye full of my big ole hairy
wig
Yes, I wear a wig, for the ladies ya know.
Times are Changin…forward we all must go.
Merry Xmas to all
sleep tight
cause you don't want
to get a glimpse of me
in the middle of the night
HoHoHo
for the old schoolers ya know..
lamemansterms