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    dots Submission Name: Big Ole St. Nickdots

    Author: LameMansTerms
    ASL Info:    36/M/Hermosa Beach, Ca
    Elite Ratio:    4.31 - 713/1012/165
    Words: 188
    Class/Type: Poetry/Misc
    Total Views: 682
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       this is because I wanted to at least try and fit in with the rest of the holiday posts--you all were making me feel bad for no holiday cheer so here is my take ...well Lt's-----LamemansTerms for sure

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    dotsBig Ole St. Nickdots

    Letters they come
    from little girls and boys
    and whatever a wewak is,
    All hoping for their favorite toys.
    Crazy kids
    Only means itís Christmas Time Again.
    Thatís right no more
    Times are ChanginÖ.forward we all must go.
    Besides I save that for my bitches.
    Since the splitting of me and the Missís.
    I also moved from the North Pole,
    into a nudist colony where it is never cold.
    They call me Big Nick!
    And Big Nick has himself a plethera of chicks.
    Iím a happenin swinging dude....
    Keep laughing,
    this year Iím delivering all the presents nude.
    This year if ya try to get a glimpse of St. Nick
    Youíre gonna get an eye full of my big ole hairy
    Yes, I wear a wig, for the ladies ya know.
    Times are ChanginÖforward we all must go.
    Merry Xmas to all
    sleep tight
    cause you don't want
    to get a glimpse of me
    in the middle of the night
    for the old schoolers ya know..


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      Man, I knew you could find a LMT take on Santa!!!

    Excellent work, Mike, the usual in-your-face, raunchy irreverence, that I love so much.

    Five stars from me, and Merry Christmas (whatever a wewak is)

    be happy

    | Posted on 2005-12-15 00:00:00 | by wewak11 | [ Reply to This ]
      Ok, I'm going to genuflect for a minute... This rocks!! You have really found your voice, and I'm so diggin' it!

    It's nice to see Santa doing things for himself!!! But porr Mrs. Claus- She's been an active homemaker for how many years? What kind of employment will she be able to find? (Maybe she can work with Martha Stewart on a Christmas Decor Line!!!)

    This is very naughty-- Hope you like coal!!!

    | Posted on 2005-12-15 00:00:00 | by Chell | [ Reply to This ]
      O-k-a-y, Huuuummm! St. Nick? Perhaps, this must be Ole Saint Nick's son? For ole Saint Nick is a little old for posing in the nude. O-o-or does a man ever consider himself to old? Now this new Santa Claus, I can just image the kind of presents he will bring. As I said, I will only image
    | Posted on 2005-12-15 00:00:00 | by AlabamaFarmGirl | [ Reply to This ]
      Ohhh! hahaha!This one certainly put a smile on my face! This is really well written and expressed and very entertaining indeed! We must ask Graeme what a wewak is too cause I wondered about that myself! haha! Big Nick huh? Perhaps they are referring to his belly? hee hee! I would run screaming if I ever saw santa naked I mean he has to be like 200 years old or something but good for him that he is so free with his body! haha! Where do you come up with stuff? How original this one is! I really had fun with this one. REALLY good stuff! Take care!

    | Posted on 2005-12-15 00:00:00 | by lmz | [ Reply to This ]
    Ewww Santa in the nude..that's just not right! lol This is funny as hell, Lt.
    I'm sure there's going to be some jackass that doesn't like the new and um..more adult Santa, but screw 'em..I think it's cool. So um..where do I send the letter requesting Santa in my stocking? lol
    Great write,
    Traci :)
    | Posted on 2005-12-15 00:00:00 | by onetruesmartass | [ Reply to This ]
      LMAO...let me know if you get backlash for this one! Apparently the times must be changin. St. Nick is gonna be more for adults than the kiddies-that could make for some pretty interesting presents hey?!
    Either way, I laughed reading this one and it's a new take on things which is really cool. Thanks for sharing!

    | Posted on 2005-12-15 00:00:00 | by dreamweaver | [ Reply to This ]
      I guess there won't be any kids sitting on nick's lap anymore. This was funny, though mainly because of the tone you wrote it in making it entertaining to read. With a good subject that lends itself for a higher shock value and wit you could write some pretty hilarious poems I think.
    | Posted on 2005-12-15 00:00:00 | by Lostinbeer | [ Reply to This ]

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