Letters they come
from little girls and boys
and whatever a wewak is,
All hoping for their favorite toys.
Only means it’s Christmas Time Again.
That’s right no more
Times are Changin….forward we all must go.
Besides I save that for my bitches.
Since the splitting of me and the Miss’s.
I also moved from the North Pole,
into a nudist colony where it is never cold.
They call me Big Nick!
And Big Nick has himself a plethera of chicks.
I’m a happenin swinging dude....
this year I’m delivering all the presents nude.
This year if ya try to get a glimpse of St. Nick
You’re gonna get an eye full of my big ole hairy
Yes, I wear a wig, for the ladies ya know.
Times are Changin…forward we all must go.
Merry Xmas to all
cause you don't want
to get a glimpse of me
in the middle of the night
for the old schoolers ya know..