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it's the week before christmas
and all through the stores
not a clerck was happy
or the guards at the doors.
The sale prices were hung, at each store with some care.
in hopes that soon mastercard will be there.
i wish we can stay all snug in my bed,
While x-rated actions explode in my head.
The gifts that I want can't be bought in a store.
come and keep me warm, with a key, close the door.
The moon on my breast, a key you bestow.
before your attention went to places below.
while Dasher, and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid, Donner and Blitzen
where carrying gifts that santa might bring
i'll stay warm inmy bed, and thses words I will sing.
i love and adore you, until we death do us apart
this christams and the rest, i shall give you my heart.