This might have been a bit more twisted if the narrator were Simon (a sort of 'Twilight Zone' moment) but the effect is nonetheless sardonic, especially the naughty chair. I wouldn't say this is or isn't funny (I'll leave that to the various readers), but it is a very interesting work. This would make such a warped Dr. Seuss morality tale that I'd suggest a series. Nicely done. Take care. Bill.