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    dots Submission Name: Joke with no punchlinedots
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    Author: Avril54
    Elite Ratio:    3.44 - 163/206/34
    Words: 41
    Class/Type: Deep Thought/Misc
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       i'm sorry. this is pretty stupid, you probably won't get it. btw, my sister kinda made this up, this is not my joke, get mad at her for being stupid, not me!


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    dotsJoke with no punchlinedots
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    Ever get a 'bank statement' in the mail?
    What are they stating?

    "We are a bank."

    see? they're stating that they are a bank. You can always send a letter back saying,

    "Yes. You are a bank."




    Submitted on 2005-12-23 23:55:08     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      This sounds like something my boyfriend would say. I think I'll show it to him.
    ^_^

    ~Birdie~
    | Posted on 2006-05-02 00:00:00 | by MaeBirdie | [ Reply to This ]
      wow...what can i say but *laughing* wow...you just killed my last brain cell...i seriously just got dumber from reading that bit of info
    | Posted on 2006-03-15 00:00:00 | by suicidalacts72 | [ Reply to This ]
      Oh lawd...LMFAO!

    *lays head on desk*

    WTF was that?! LMFAO!

    That was some funny azz shiyit really...You have me over here in that state of mind where all I can do is smile really hard...because if I begin to laugh...I may be too loud...

    yeah...uh huh!

    Bank statement...

    Li Li
    | Posted on 2006-01-18 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]
      That is cute! Haha I like making light of all the "adult" things in the world being as I have to grow up real fast after graduation. I feel so old already! It's nice to laugh at this like this though. Cute joke! Take care!

    -blt
    | Posted on 2006-01-01 00:00:00 | by borderlinetears | [ Reply to This ]
      Lol.I think this is great.It gave me a laugh let me tell you.But,yeah,it is something to think about...lol

    ->Candace<-
    | Posted on 2005-12-24 00:00:00 | by ArtichokeMosher | [ Reply to This ]
      hehehe... great for bill aversion, easier than moving house*writes down as number one mehtod*. I love the little comical observations in life.
    | Posted on 2005-12-24 00:00:00 | by Universal | [ Reply to This ]
      Lol, I think its pretty interesting.

    It would be funny if someone ever did that.

    hmm and "Yes, your sister is funny.."

    TTYL
    Amber
    | Posted on 2005-12-24 00:00:00 | by PoeticSoul666 | [ Reply to This ]


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