Gimme cuppa java (oh)!
We are in desperate need,
This blitzed, exhausted carcass,
Is lookin' for some speed!
Brew me up a potta (hey)!
Ooooooooh, that's smellin' fine,
Just git those grounds a cookin', please...
Don't give me no hard time!
Now, pour it in my mugsy (yes)!
My mouth is droolin' big,
Mine eyes are buggin' out my head,
I'm needin' that first swig.
Mmmmmmm...oh thank ya, kindly (wink)!
I was in desperate need.
Now watch me vacuum, wash and fold
With endless lightning speed!