Hey Mr. Duck, where'd you come from
And just where do you plan to go?
Strangely enough, you're so very chubby
That you waddle really slow.
Mr. Ducky, have a fry,
Cause you look like you could eat.
You snatched a fry from between my fingers
My gosh, that's kind of neat.
Mr. Ducky, I think it's time
To say that you've had enough.
Save some for the other duckies
You don't have to act so tough.
Mr Ducky, I am apalled
At your behavior today
There was no need to bite Miss Ducky
I just don't know what to say.
Mr. Ducky, you're quite the bully
There'll be no more fries for you
Don't give me your ducky insolence
What do you plan to do?
Mr. Ducky, you'd be much better off,
If you were a kinder, gentler duck.
Mr. Ducky just wanders away,
Saying, "I don't give a fuck."