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    dots Submission Name: Ode To My Warthogdots
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    Author: Edna Sweetlove
    ASL Info:    100, London
    Elite Ratio:    2.91 - 22/33/12
    Words: 55
    Class/Type: Poetry/Satire
    Total Views: 841
    Average Vote:    No vote yet.
    Bytes: 384



    Description:
       The intent of the poem is to (A) promote the marketing of dead warthogs for food; (B) to have a giggle.


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    dotsOde To My Warthogdots
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    I have renamed my pet warthog,
    The warthog formerly known as Sweet Jesus,
    And the self-same pink-nosed warthog
    Is now known as Golden Syrup,
    Because I enjoy eating sweet syrup.
    And I shall enjoy eating my warthog
    Once I have killed and de-gutted him.
    All gourmet menu suggestions
    Gratefully received. God bless.





    Submitted on 2006-01-31 09:03:00     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      You wallow in satire of a kind so warped I must admit fascination with its overwhelming surrealism and unadulterated lunacy. Your view point is that of a recovering Seuss-aholic (albeit with a much more sophisticated vocabulary and total disregard for educational value, but you can't have everything). This is a total shift from the previous posts with some welcome humor in the mix. Nicely, strangely done. Take care. Bill.
    | Posted on 2006-02-04 00:00:00 | by rws | [ Reply to This ]
      as long as you hang it out to cure properly, say...nailed to a big stick. prod with a spear a couple of times and serve with bread and wine. ideal accompaninemt to fish.
    | Posted on 2006-02-02 00:00:00 | by poetrydog | [ Reply to This ]


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