How to make "Bore-dom" Cliche

3 medium sized Ennuious Doldrums (peeled and sliced)
3 level teaspoons of par-boiled Tedious Dilatories
(located in the Commonplace aisle in your local supermarket)
3/4 cup of dead, flat Weariness (sodium free)
1 oz Ho-Hum Tedium (extra boring-oil is the best)
Blend...as well as you can

Remove all signs of Effort
Mix very slowly, on low speed,
without Motivation or Interest...
for say...5 minutes (...if that)

Add 1/4 cup monotonous Prosaic Humdrum
Heap on dismal, tiresome Lumps
Sift out irksome Stimuli
Stir in a dash of Indignant Alienation
Layer in glass dish...if you can lift it.
Sprinkle top layer with a pinch of ground, Dull Trite

Bake at extremely high temperature
(for full delirious effect)

Serving Size:
One ...to self inflicted only as no provision is made
for any extra ounces of energy.

(NOTE: Doubling serving sizes will completely eliminate flavor and remove boredom thus resulting in a purposeless and pointless waste of time. Watch for Wasting Time recipe to be submitted in the April 2006, volume 7, page 4 of my Unlikely Recipes for Unlikely People magazine)