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    dots Submission Name: Ode to Chicken Headsdots
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    Author: Mr_Eff
    Elite Ratio:    3.29 - 61/62/39
    Words: 266
    Class/Type: Poetry/
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    Description:
       This was my fuck Valentines day poem. Not the best of holidays this year.


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    dotsOde to Chicken Headsdots
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    Self loving is cool, unless it's from neccessity
    My mouth and my mental cause women to lose intrest in me
    But fuck faking funk, I'll take their front, and make this blunt
    I'm not going to shake and strut for the sake to stake a cunt
    Oops! I'm sorry ladies. Did that come out a little crass?
    It's just the way your ass sashays that makes me lose my class
    So pass the doorway, not one more day of dealing with this bullshite
    The whores say, without foreplay, you're bucking for a dull night
    But before the foreplay, there's always the before pay
    Dinner, dancing and drinks? You best be a for sure lay
    I'm told without bass, and skrill, you get no chase or kill
    My nuts are filled enough to coat you from your waist to your grill
    I know I shouldn't waste my skill spiting game to stupid broads
    Who's plots are more evil thank Darksied and Dassads
    That's why I attack their shit, just like the New Gods
    Once I found out they're all stupid, man who could have guessed those odds
    See, being a nice guy has me finishing in last place
    But the women still be illin' when I switch it to a gas face
    So, I'm damned if I do, and I'm damned if I don't. Shit
    Even though I spit flows so sick, the ho's dont want to know this dick
    Now I know the trick, bitch acting like you're oh so slick
    Here's a ballad for your salad, chicken head, you know which hole to lick.




    Submitted on 2006-03-04 21:15:20     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      wow.
    id be a fool to try to pinpoint each sentence and make my comment sound generous and intellegent, but this was really enjoyable. Crude is always appealing.
    | Posted on 2006-03-28 00:00:00 | by orderly conduct | [ Reply to This ]
      ha ha ha i love it that one line about Dinner, dancing and drinks? You best be a for sure lay
    reminds me of [censored] on the 1st date bt twiztid.. once again eff i love your genious (not sure if i spelled that right) and hey even chicken heads need an ode
    | Posted on 2006-04-14 00:00:00 | by silentpoison | [ Reply to This ]
      aahahhaha thats just awsome...u really got the point across that ho's ect are bad and anoying lol...but really i loved the ending and the names and terms and rymes to discrib them
    | Posted on 2006-03-04 00:00:00 | by goomaster03 | [ Reply to This ]
      a few errors on spelling but other then that is was okay. are u nice guy cause that line does not fall true that nice guys finish last. women i dont like
    the same thing time after time dont be predictable and i guess ull pull threw oh an ps :) u sound like emimine when he first came out
    dd
    | Posted on 2006-03-04 00:00:00 | by Darcey D | [ Reply to This ]



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