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    Author: precious_poetry
    ASL Info:    19 F TN
    Elite Ratio:    3.17 - 137/145/67
    Words: 187
    Class/Type: Joke/Misc
    Total Views: 653
    Average Vote:    No vote yet.
    Bytes: 1080



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       This is was emailed to me, I loved it so much I thought I would share it .


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    Why you should give a simple explanation to kids....
    A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
    Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
    "What's that mean?" asked the child.
    "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
    The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
    Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
    The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
    Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
    The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."




    Submitted on 2006-04-03 13:10:02     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      Hahaha that was a cute joke. It was so funny I never thought that would be the end. lol
    -Christina aka POETRY

    PS did you write that?
    | Posted on 2006-04-12 00:00:00 | by POETRY | [ Reply to This ]
      Cute, although I had not idea where that was going at first! ohh the site wants me to say more... humm did did dee didi dumm
    | Posted on 2006-04-05 00:00:00 | by orange | [ Reply to This ]


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