My carís a wreck
My hairs a mess
I dont' possess a single dress!
Ive got my spanner
And me knife
I'm fixing nuts and bolts of life!
Up the bonnet
Let me see!
(hope that no ones watching me
pretend to know what this thing is
in front of me - the engine-ness
is not my bag,
but here we are
I need to have a bloody car!)
Oil and grease all over me clothes
I look like a bloke in drag I s'pose
Liberating stuff is this
For a girl like me, in a place like this
Slap me thigh and wink a wink
( bit o' crap in me eye I think)
Slam the bonnet - start her up
Chug Splat Chug Splat
WhiZZ and PUrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Then CHUG and splat and SPLAT and chug and CLANGGGG!.........
(uncomfortable silent moment - then)
!!!BANG!!! (loads of smoke and fire
OH! - and a disappearing car)
Two smoking boots are all that are left
Kids are feeling quite bereft
"Holy shit!" says Mrs Tindle
"Oh dear me!" shouts Mrs Wimble
A voice cries out from way up high
Makes them look up... towards the sky
(And there on the top of the B.T post
theres a tranny looking like toast)
"HEY! DONT CRY DONT SHOUT OR WAIL
JUST FIND ME A BLOODY CAR FOR SALE!!"
I very much enjoyed reading this piece. Not only does it justifiably decribe certain feelings and thoughts that go through the mind of a transexual but it also does a wonderful job of drawing the reader in to see and feel what is going on, both in the narrators world as well as in the mind of the narrator. It also has a lovely comedic effect that i found enthralling!!! marvelous job and thank you for sharing!!!
lol flippin heck your a comedian hahaha and a very imaginitive one an all......im going to stalk you.........i really love your style its going to be so refreshing to read your stuff.....that wink wink line and having a bit of crap in your eye had me in stitches lol....wow your a star God Bless Take Care Lotsaluv Nadine