Iíd be lost without my awesome friends,
To them, no one else even contends.
Oh boy are they super, and we have real fun times,
Iíll tell you just how great with a few bad rhymes.
Every party would be a fartner,
If it lacked my swell dance partner.
If I didnít have my fearless idiot,
Who would help me get out of doing shit?
Oh, and whatever on Earth would I do,
If I didnít have wise old Guru?
If Fort Torf was minus itís mayor,
It would surely be attacked by a big bear.
None of us will ever be the party pooper,
We always dance ourselves into a stupor.
My darling, my dearest, my beautiful buddies,
I am so glad that you are both nutties.
Now Iíll end all the madness with one last thing to say,
Iím sorry this is so lame, please have a nice day.