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    dots Submission Name: Lucreetia The Cowdots

    Author: BenCollier
    Elite Ratio:    3.72 - 425/386/88
    Words: 269
    Class/Type: Lyrics/Comedy
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       A fun parody of Black Sabbath's "Johnny Blade". If you know the song, sing it with these words. Lots of fun.


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    dotsLucreetia The Cowdots

    Bloated and swollen, she works the dim lit corner
    Clients avoid her, they know she want's a boner
    Pure flowing evil, her eyes pierce the night
    Mean as a wombat, tricks run with fright

    Fear the wombat, die in filth
    You must because you are... Lucreetia the cow
    She's the nastiest ho around her town
    To know her she will make you frown
    Lucreetia the cow, Lucreetia the cow

    Her life has no meaning, and food's her only friend
    Her fate won't surprise you, choking she'll meet her end
    She is so bitter, and so full of hate
    Wallowing in a cesspool, 'cause that's her only fate

    Hated all across this land
    She sickens with her swollen gland
    She's the nastiest ho around her town
    To know her she will make you frown
    Lucreetia the cow, Lucreetia the cow
    Lucreetia the cow, Lucreetia the cow

    Well you know Lucreetia's a wombat
    And her job is to chicken-head
    You're a victim and not a client
    That's the reason she's so cheap in bed

    You're the one who should be afraid
    If you hook up with Lucreetia the cow

    Well she knows her her futures in shambles
    And she don't wanna fix it ok?
    She was born to mire in a cesspool
    She'll keep trickin' till the end of her days

    Walks alone all through the night
    Her only friend is a giant pastry tonight
    We're the ones who should be afraid
    Run away from Lucreetia the cow

    You fool the people
    Who's foolin you?
    It's time to listen
    Who's fool are you?

    Submitted on 2006-04-17 14:32:16     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||

    Mate, parody is one of my favorite forms of humour, and you did this really well. It needs to bite, and your wording was neat.

    Bugger. I wanted something to pick on!

    Well done

    be happy

    | Posted on 2006-04-27 00:00:00 | by wewak11 | [ Reply to This ]
      I really hope this isn't about some one ya know. Any way it is really cool. I love the name and the modern slang. The pastry friend line was pretty swell as well.
    good stuff. peace
    | Posted on 2006-04-17 00:00:00 | by james110182 | [ Reply to This ]
      Is she a wombat, a cow, a HO? are these mutually exclusive? Can one BE a wombatty, bovine HO? Oooohhh, I get it! Her job is to chicken head. Well, that answers everything. Except for one thing-is the swollen gland thing contagious? Well, any one intrepid or stupid enough to venture into that cavern of earthly necrosis would find out, huh?
    Weird, Mac, uhh Ben
    | Posted on 2006-04-18 00:00:00 | by CleoCollier | [ Reply to This ]

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