My dear sister Maggie said sweetly
It's impossible to eat fondue neatly
You twirl it around
It still ends on the ground
It's quite a messy treatly
~*~
I once knew a coyote named Cain
Every day he would stroll down the lane
And when he was yelled at
Dear Cain would howl back
And do it all over again
~*~
The sun did not rise
Did you notice, this morning?
Clouds guarded the sky.
As thunder pounded on all,
The rain cleared my eyes.
~*~
Clare was a girl from Seattle
Who never learned to like cattle
The horses she'd ride
With her head up in pride
But the cows she never could saddle
~*~
My sister was hurt in the tum
This chocolate, she had had some
And then had some more
Til she lay on the floor
And said 'It goes straight to my bum' |
Submission Name: More Random Poems
