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My Dentist Analysis

Author: poem of Robert Service Type: poem Views: 2

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Sitting in the dentist's chair,

Wishing that I wasn't there,

To forget and pass the time

I have made this bit of rhyme.

I had a rendez-vous at ten;

I rushed to get in line,

But found a lot of dames and men

Had waited there since nine;

I stared at them, then in an hour

Was blandly ushered in;

But though my face was grim and sour

He met me with a grin.

He told me of his horse of blood,

And how it "also ran",

He plans to own a racing stud -

(He seems a wealthy man.)

And then he left me there until

I growled: "At any rate,

I hope he'll not charge in his bill

For all the time I wait."

His wife has sables on her back,

With jewels she's ablaze;

She drives a stately Cadillac,

And I'm the mug who pays:

At least I'm one of those who peer

With pessimistic gloom

At magazines of yester-year

In his damn waiting room.

I am a Christian Scientist;

I don't believe in pain;

My dentist had a powerful wrist,

He tries and tries in vain

To make me grunt or groan or squeal

With probe or rasp or drill. . . .

But oh, what agony I feel


Sitting in the dental chair,

Don't you wish you weren't there:

Well, your cup of woe to fill,

Just think of his infernal bill.


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