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The Joyous Malingerer Analysis



Author: poem of Ogden Nash Type: poem Views: 17

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Who is the happy husband? Why, indeed,

'Tis he who's useless in the time of need;

Who, asked to unclasp a bracelet or a neckless,

Contrives to be utterly futile, fumbling, feckless,

Or when a zipper nips his loved one's back

Cannot restore the zipper to its track.

Another time, not wishing to be flayed,

She will not use him as a lady's maid.



Stove-wise he's the perpetual backward learner

Who can't turn on or off the proper burner.

If faced with washing up he never gripes,

But simply drops more dishes than he wipes.

She finds his absence preferable to his aid,

And thus all mealtime chores doth he evade.



He can, attempting to replace a fuse,

Black out the coast from Boston to Newport News,

Or, hanging pictures, be the rookie wizard

Who fills the parlor with a plaster blizzard.

He'll not again be called to competition

With decorator or with electrician.



At last it dawns upon his patient spouse

He's better at his desk than round the house.






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