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Toilet Seats Analysis

Author: poem of Robert Service Type: poem Views: 4

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While I am emulating Keats

My brother fabrics toilet seats,

The which, they say, are works of art,

Aesthetic features of the mart;

So exquisitely are they made

With plastic of a pastel shade,

Of topaz, ivory or rose,

Inviting to serene repose.

Rajahs I'm told have seats of gold,--

(They must, I fear, be very cold).

But Tom's have thermostatic heat,

With sympathy your grace to greet.

Like silver they are neon lit,

Making a halo as you sit:

Then lo! they play with dulset tone

A melody by Mendelssohn.

Oh were I lyrical as Yeats

I would not sing of toilet seats,

But rather serenade a star,--

Yet I must take things as they are.

For even kings must coyly own

Them as essential as a throne:

So as I tug the Muse's teats

I envy Tom his toilet seats.


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