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Hey Baby Analysis



Author: poem of Maggie Estep Type: poem Views: 12

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Liner Notes - (from No More Mister Nice Girl)





I was having a foul day. Some

geezer harrassed me on the street and I got completely bent out of shape,

but the guy was huge so I just stuffed my retort. Went home to drink

coffee. No milk. I ripped through the cupboards and found Non Dairy Creamer.

It tasted like shit. I got into one of those senseless rages where you

throw stuff. I hurled the Non Dairy Creamer and it fell into the tub where

I was running some bath water. The creamer erupted and made this bathing

gel of Non Dairy Creamer. I was ready to kill myself. Instead I wrote Hey

Baby.








So I'm walking down the street


minding my own business


when this guy starts with me


he's suckin' his lips goin'


Hey Baby


Yo Baby


Hey Baby


Yo





and I get a little tense and nervous


but I keep walking


but the guy, he's dogging my every move


hey Miss, he says,


Don't miss this!


And he grabs his crotch and sneers ear to ear


so finally, I turn around


Hey Buddy, I say


I'm feelin' kinda tense, Buddy


I got a fuckin' song in my heart


so come on,


Let's go





I got a huge bucket of non-dairy creamer


and some time to kill


so let's do it


we'll make some foul-smelling artifical milk


and drink gallons and gallons and gallons of it





Get our bladders exceedingly full then


sit on the toilet together and let


the water run in the shower


and torture ourselves by not letting ourselves urinate


as the water rushes loudly


into the bathrub, okay?





We'll do it together


writhe in utter agony


Just you and me


and I'll even spring for some of that blue shit


for the toilet bowl, all right?


I mean, that's my idea of a good time


so how bout it, you wanna?





The guy backs up a bit


Whatsa matter, Baby?


You got somethin' against men?, he says


No, I say


I don't have anything against men


Just STUPID men






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