The Ad-Dressing Of Cats Analysis

You've read of several kinds of Cat,

And my opinion now is that

You should need no interpreter

To understand their character.

You now have learned enough to see

That Cats are much like you and me

And other people whom we find

Possessed of various types of mind.

For some are same and some are mad

And some are good and some are bad

And some are better, some are worse--

But all may be described in verse.

You've seen them both at work and games,

And learnt about their proper names,

Their habits and their habitat:

But

How would you ad-dress a Cat?



So first, your memory I'll jog,

And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG.



And you might now and then supply

Some caviare, or Strassburg Pie,

Some potted grouse, or salmon paste--

He's sure to have his personal taste.

(I know a Cat, who makes a habit

Of eating nothing else but rabbit,

And when he's finished, licks his paws

So's not to waste the onion sauce.)

A Cat's entitled to expect

These evidences of respect.

And so in time you reach your aim,

And finally call him by his NAME.



So this is this, and that is that:

And there's how you AD-DRESS A CAT.

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