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The Black Dudeen Analysis

Author: poem of Robert Service Type: poem Views: 3

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Humping it here in the dug-out,

    Sucking me black dudeen,

I'd like to say in a general way,

    There's nothing like Nickyteen;

There's nothing like Nickyteen, me boys,

    Be it pipes or snipes or cigars;

So be sure that a bloke

Has plenty to smoke,

    If you wants him to fight your wars

When I've eat my fill and my belt is snug,

I begin to think of my baccy plug.

I whittle a fill in my horny palm,

And the bowl of me old clay pipe I cram.

I trim the edges, I tamp it down,

I nurse a light with an anxious frown;

I begin to draw, and my cheeks tuck in,

And all my face is a blissful grin;

And up in a cloud the good smoke goes,

And the good pipe glimmers and fades and glows;

In its throat it chuckles a cheery song,

For I likes it hot and I likes it strong.

Oh, it's good is grub when you're feeling hollow,

But the best of a meal's the smoke to follow.

There was Micky and me on a night patrol,

Having to hide in a fizz-bang hole;

And sure I thought I was worse than dead

Wi' them crump-crumps hustlin' over me head.

Sure I thought 'twas the dirty spot,

Hammer and tongs till the air was hot.

And mind you, water up to your knees.

And cold! A monkey of brass would freeze.

And if we ventured our noses out

A "typewriter" clattered its pills about.

The Field of Glory! Well, I don't think!

I'd sooner be safe and snug in clink.

Then Micky, he goes and he cops one bad,

He always was having ill-luck, poor lad.

Says he: "Old chummy, I'm booked right through;

Death and me 'as a wrongday voo.

But . . . 'aven't you got a pinch of shag? --

I'd sell me perishin' soul for a fag."

And there he shivered and cussed his luck,

So I gave him me old black pipe to suck.

And he heaves a sigh, and he takes to it

Like a babby takes to his mammy's tit;

Like an infant takes to his mother's breast,

Poor little Micky! he went to rest.

But the dawn was near, though the night was black,

So I left him there and I started back.

And I laughed as the silly old bullets came,

For the bullet ain't made wot's got me name.

Yet some of 'em buzzed onhealthily near,

And one little blighter just chipped me ear.

But there! I got to the trench all right,

When sudden I jumped wi' a start o' fright,

And a word that doesn't look well in type:

I'd clean forgotten  me old clay pipe.

So I had to do it all over again,

Crawling out on that filthy plain.

Through shells and bombs and bullets and all --

Only this time -- I do not crawl.

I run like a man wot's missing a train,

Or a tom-cat caught in a plump of rain.

I hear the spit of a quick-fire gun

Tickle my heels, but I run, I run.

Through crash and crackle, and flicker and flame,

(Oh, the packet ain't issued wot's got me name!)

I run like a man that's no ideer

Of hunting around for a sooveneer.

I run bang into a German chap,

And he stares like an owl, so I bash his map.

And just to show him that I'm his boss,

I gives him a kick on the parados.

And I marches him back with me all serene,

Wiv, tucked in me grup, me old dudeen.

Sitting here in the trenches

    Me heart's a-splittin' with spleen,

For a parcel o' lead comes missing me head,

    But it smashes me old dudeen.

God blast that red-headed sniper!

    I'll give him somethin' to snipe;

Before the war's through

Just see how I do

    That blighter that smashed me pipe


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